I am going to be in so much trouble!!!!

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    Today is my wife's birthday. Like the good husband that I am, I went to mall. Went into Bath & Body Works to get her favorite scent. Moonlight Path. As I was walking through the mall I noticed Spencer's Gift. I walked in to look around. I bought her a pocket rocket with 5 heads.

    She is going to be so pissed and make a disgusted face.:brow

    Oh well.:dgrin
     
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    :woohoo I wish I could be there for the opening... :)
     
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    Its all in the presentation. Maybe you can also give her a "certificate" that entitles her to a massage with it, that you be there or NOT be there when she uses it, drunk her up a little with her favorite wine.... The lists are endless really.

    Good luck and let us know what she says. If your fingers are not broken I mean! :) It will work out fine. And being Spencer's (I did not know they were still in business), I am sure it was cheaper than if you went to an adult store.

    V.
     
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    Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. You bring this on yourself darling! But, if she is curious, you know you can send her to me. I'll tell her how to use it. Who knows? She just might let you...well you know, and things might turn around yet. I will keep my fingers and legs crossed for ya ;)
     
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    She said, "Oh cool." :cool

    Hesitates :nerv

    What is it? :uhh:

    That was the end of it. :ugh

    She didn't even ask what battery it takes. :lol
     
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    Did you tell her what it was? What are you gonna do with it now????? Did she at least appreciate the Bath and Body Works stuff? That is admirable for a man to venture into that store.....In fact, I don't think I have ever shopped there and seen a man in sight except at Christmas!!
     
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    We didn't get a chance to discuss anything. I had to hurry up and take a shower and rush off to football game. She fell asleep after we got home and had cake.
    On the good side. She woke me up this morning and said she doesn't have to go to work until 3:00 and we can "do something" before. I am at work now and time seems like it is standing still.
    I think when she first looked at it in the bag, she only saw that it said massager. That was when she said, cool. I just need to find out what was going on in head during the silence.
     
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    If she does not want it, can I have it! :) :) :)

    Vicki
     
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    Sorry, V, I get dibs! LOL. Hey Johnny, did she "do something" yet? Guarantee you slip that 'massager' in, and you will never have to go without again! ;)
     
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    looks like it is not going to happen.
    She just got in the shower.:(
    I knew it was going to happen. I walked in the door and she started with.....
    I hurt my back putting a coffee cup in the cabinet.
    My legs hurts.
    I will offer the rocket to anyone who wants it.

    But I must come along with it.:dgrin
     
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    Poor woman. Doesn't know what she is missing....I want the rocket.....
     
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    Oh oh oh pick me.. over here!!!! :) :) :) (Shoving Flirty out of the way)

    Can you cum along? Do not promise if you cannot make it happen! :)

    Vicki
     
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    Oh Johnny, give it to her. She obviously needs it more than I do.....:D
     
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    Sure wish I could.:brow
     
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    At least you could have given a little more of a fight to boost my ego.
     
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    Ok, I want the damned toy. I asked first and I know you better!!! I want you to personally deliver and demonstrate how it works. If she thinks she can have it let her try to find us.

    better?
     
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    Makes me want to burst out in an Elton John Song.

    Can't you feel the love Tonight...................:p
     
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    Facetious, much? LOL ;)
     
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    Well I have plenty of rockets and toys in my collection. LOL If her legs and back hurt etc. Did you try to offer her a massage with it?? They are also wonderful for that to not. Slowly begin to massage her with it, her back, legs etc.. Don't give up hope quit yet. Try using it in a sensual matter first, you never know it may lead to more!!!
     
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    OK Johnny - this is the 3rd time I have tried to respond,. This fucking thing keeps logging me off........

    Anyway, I kinda know where you are coming from. I bought my wife a Magic Wand, not knowing if/how she would accept it. We have been married 46 years and never had any sex toys. Well, it was accepted for what it really is - a massager. We have not ventured into using any of the "sex attachments" yet. But even doing this much is a great achievement, seeing how conservative she is. It has led to some great sexual encounters lately.