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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by pixy, Sep 29, 2007.
How to make my semen thick ?
Hope this helps some
Mix it with corn flour.
Cum on, Your the cook.
That should be corn starch.
Mabey a sizing would work also.
A roux perhaps? But you have to stir it in very vigorously.
(Sorry BH we call it flour, but it is starch)
a roux ... :rofl
good one, cook.
Just Freeze It!
Preferably AFTER ejaculation!
That was my guess. Might add salt for flavor!:lol
Well if we are going to start discussing flavor maybe sugar would be better, then you can have icing on your buns
BTW. Getting back to the thread question... Have you tried gelatin?
poor guy, he comes seeking advice and u lot joke away lmao.
yeah mix it with flower and then freeze it into a cube shape then put it in the wife's tea?
Sorry emm, the question just kind of begged for it... Here are some sites for pixy to look at to thicken his sperm before ejaculation
"You have no control over how "thick or thin" your semen is. As long as your making it, just be satisfied with that. Cheers!" ByeDr.Com http://www.byedr.com/Mens-Health/2051-Mens-Health-4.html
"the more protein a man eats, the thicker and gummier his semen." (from Discovery Health) http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/articles/oralsex.html
Semenax Volume Pills (an add) "These pills do not just create thick sperm that has good motility, but with these miracle pills, men who take them can also enjoy longer orgasms, as well as intensified orgasms. Even sexual desire is enhanced because of harder erections and more powerful ejaculations." (probably bullshit) http://www.ezinearticles.com/?How-Semenax-Volume-Pills-Can-Increase-Sperm-Production&id=754382
This last one is like all the other sites I have looked at so far, just funny...
"My semen is very thick. You can basically pull it out of my penis, almost like a noodle. I didn't think anything of it until my girlfriend mentioned that it's unlike the semen of the other males she's been with. I was told to drink a lot of fluids and to ejaculate often, but it hasn't helped at all. I've been tested for AIDS and a few other STDs, and they have all come back negative. Is there something wrong with me, and can I change it?"
"Of all the various aspects of the male human body, few are as variable from individual to individual as semen. The color, texture, and quantity — not to mention the force of ejaculation — vary greatly. Based on outward appearance we are all amazingly similar: virtually everyone has eyes, ears, a nose, and a mouth in the same place. But semen just doesn't work that way. Your situation is not abnormal, even if it is pretty unusual (there's a difference). It probably has to do with the mixture of ingredients in your semen: Semen is designed to "gel" a little immediately after ejaculation, so that it will be retained within the woman's vagina, improving the chances of egg fertilization. Yours just gels a lot. In any case, it's not due to an STD and should not affect your chances of fathering children. But if you're in doubt, ask a doctor (ideally a urologist) if he has any ideas." (for those that like a good laugh check out some of these "legitimate" questions) http://www.jackinworld.com/qa/qasem.html
Hope this helps.
Imagine trying to swallow that?
Drink more water.