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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by LPjammin, Sep 15, 2008.
ok seeing how ive already said this like 50 times today, i jerk off, probably 1-2 times daily. Its a strange thing to say as often as that.
is 5 really the minimum, damn you got a lot of time on your hands.
No, he has a lot of cum on his hands LOL
No wonder you sods needed our help. Twice. Why, we Yanks and jerk our cranks AND make bombers all day long...
thats going in the quote thread
Actually, after about 19 or 20, there's really not much of a show...
LP, honey, thank you for the first HONEST laugh I have had in three days. If Ryan would put the estore back i would send you a bunch! Really, I needed that!
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Did you hear the one about the drunk and white wine?
Yeah, drunk moved into a neighborhood near the church and he's passed out in the ally by the liquor store. Well, the pastor comes by for a bottle of red for communion and can't help himself, so he fucks the hell out of the drunk and, feeling bad about it afterwards, leaves the bottle behind.
This goes on for a week, passed out drunk, pastor bangs his ass, feels bad, leaves the wine.
On the last day, the pastor forgot about the wine so he leaves a $20. Next morning, the drunk walks into the liquor store and the owner, who kinda knows what's been going on sets bottle of red on the counter.
Drunk says "Nah, let me try a white. The red makes my ass hurt."
Great Joke LP!!! Thanks for making me laugh.
I am dying lmao! Thank you for the second laugh in three days. I think I love you! Nothing like a grown man to appreciate a woman!
I resent the implication that I am, in any way, mature or fully grown.
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Sorry, Ok how about you are hot as hell and old enough to back it up. Report that too, because I am going to be in trouble for flirting.....
1 time a week... maybe 2 times..
Old as hell and hot and backed up? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
The hell with BD; he's got it too good anyway. :lol
i think that means you are so old you are constipated.
I agree with that second comment, although BD seems a like a great guy to me.
BD is probably OK, kinda, a little bit. Not that I'm envious or anything...
well you dont seem bothered by the fact you cant crap anymore so, i guess you aint fussy :dgrin
I never said I couldn't crap. I take a nice big healthy shit every morning around 6 am. I just wish I could get out of bed before 7.
This is not a serious poll, I gather.
However, since you asked (and it wasn't an option) I masturbate about two times a month.