[Ask a Guy] How many shlongs have you seen?

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  1. Barbwire

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    From what I gather from the movies and television, men happen to see other men's junk every time they go to the locker room in a gym. Just how common is it to accidentally see wangs that don't belong to you either in the gym or elsewhere?

    The reason I ask is, I have never, in all my 46 years, seen another woman's vag in real life and talking to a coupla female friends about it, they haven't seen any either.

    Frankly, I don't know what I'd do if I saw some pink. Probably just feel :eek: and :eek about it.
     
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    I have only seen a couple since high school.
    The one I HAVE seen was on a guy I surf with all the time. He's this skinny funny looking dude that has this HOT wife that is always all over him. Naturally we wonder how a guy like this could be so lucky? Well he knew we were wondering too so one day when we were getting out of the water he let his towel slip off when he knew we would look. The gut was hung like a fuc#in horse.
     
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    Thanks for answering my question. Love the username, btw....sounds like a porn star moniker.
     
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    I get that all the time. My wife says I'd make a good porn star :D
     
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    I work out at YMCA, and I see naked guys in the locker room there all the time. I have also been drawing nudes. Three out of four models are female, though (yay:D).

    By the way, I had no idea that many women haven't seen any other vaginas. Seriously ??

    I guess I have seen a lot of both :lol
     
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    In real life normal situations only a few, and these were only women showering naked at the swimming pools/gym..

    Odd when you think about it
     
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    at the gym, the showers were open years ago so yeah there were nude guys walking around the locker room...i think theyre changing some of those locker rooms now, probably because it was becoming a gay cruising place....which is exactly why i stopped showering at the gym. or even dressing in the locker room for that matter. several years ago i finished my workout and wanted to sit in the hot tub , on the way to the hot tub 2 guys walked by me with erections...which freaked me out a bit.....then when i get to the hot tub, (and this hot tub was big enough for 20 people,)...i was the only guy in the thing when another guy came in and sat down right fucking next to me...that was the moment i realized there was a gay pick up thing going on here.....i got up immediately and left and that was the end of me using the locker room...they dont prepare you for that in 7th grade gym class where they tell you" we're all just guys in here , no big deal"
     
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    i see other "schlongs" all the time at my gym as well (i don't workout, obviously, but i play squash). do i look? yea, like most guys i'll have a look around. i think thats totally natural though, even if for no other reason to scout out the competition. something very animalistic about that i suppose.
     
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    I also see them at the gym all the time. whether its the showers or the saunas, and do I look? well hell yea I do!! lol
    I also have been in sports for years, as well the army. So plenty of shower time there!

    Not to mention that i am BI so I've also seen quite a few on purpose as well!!
     
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    I work out at a gym near my home. The locker room has guys coming from the showers bare assed. A lot of really old guys too. I just try not to look.
     
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    but to answer the op's question.....i have seen 346 schlongs in the locker room.....i kept a small notepad in my ass crack while i was in the showers so that i could keep a running tally....
    i just didnt wanna lose count......
     
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    whaaat?......the notepad was the easy part.....but the pen...?
     
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    one biiiiiiilllllllllliiiiioooonnnnnn
     
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    Not to get on a different topic, but this seems like it is getting very prevalent. Why do we have separate locker rooms for men and women when it seems dudes check you out more than women.. Either that or women are more sneaky :p

    I get uncomfortable in locker rooms now because of the looks. I have nothing to hide, but I am there to wash and change...
     
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    12barblues.....your posts make Jesus cry! Me? I'm rolling on the floor :D
     
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    I'm with you, rarely seen other women's parts and even the two that I recall were very hairy and nothing showed.

    My partner says he's seen plenty of other guys back in his football playing days.
     
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    All this time I thought the girls' locker rooms were like the guys', with everyone walking around not thinking about what was hanging out, just trying to get cleaned, dressed and out.

    I guess I'll have to let that girls' locker room fantasy go next time I wax my carrot.
     
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    Outside of sexual situations I have hardly seen other mens penises at all, and I do swim a couple of times a week. I think you don't see when you're not looking, if you know what I mean, and this may apply to women in changing rooms.

    Within sexual situations like three gangbangs and several couples threesomes I have seen a lot of erect penises, and some in the act too, so to speak. I had seen pictures that oridinary everday couples sometimes post, but until reality I never realised.... Quite a few men at the threesomes and gangbangs have seen me too, and when I was in the act as well.
     
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    There are always plenty of guys walking around nude in men's change rooms. But, they're always soft. I've never seen a guy with an erection in a locker room. I think this trend adds to the misconception that guys have about penis size. If a guy is a "shower" and sees a bunch of flaccid penises, he may assume that everybody's penis work like his. If you are a small shower you may assume there are a lot of small guys out there because most guys are far from impressive soft. On the other hand you may be 6 inches soft and hard and assume you're doing pretty good, and the reality is there are plenty of guys hard that are bigger than you. Working in my profession adds to that because I get to see a lot of naked people male and female. I've literally seen thousands of flaccid penises in my day and only a hand full of erect ones in other circumstances.
     
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