How many calories do you burn off during sex?

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  1. Puss_in_boots

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    Here's a handy guide to the number of calories one typically burns off during various sexual activities:

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands........................ 8 Calories
    With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
    With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection....................... 6 Calories
    Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary............................. 112 Calories
    69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
    69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
    Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
    Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
    Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

    ORGASMING:
    Real................................... 112 Calories
    Fake.................................. 315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
    30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
    40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
    50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
    60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
    70 and over......................... Results are still pending

    DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly................................. 32 Calories
    In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

    Interesting, huh? I'm sure some of it is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it did come from a serious news article, which you can read here:

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Having-Sex-20-Good-Health-Reasons-71825.shtml
     
  2. Thorn

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    Christ! P&B,
    i can stay on the cardio all evening and not burn the calories
    that you list being burned just taking Her bra off.
    Don't believe anything you read on the internet.

    Hiker
     
  4. heelfetish

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    It's a joke. ;) :p :lol
     
  5. Dr.Drumr05

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    ha pretty funny. that would be awesome if it worked that way
     
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    I've read that it's the same amount of calories as a 100 yard dash!
     
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    Uh oh, don't let Nina Hartley see this...it'll show up as a new instructional video: "Screw Your Way to Flat Abs". :brow

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