How many 5 year olds could *you* take in a fight?

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  1. Texas_Red

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    So as the site/quiz stipulates, how many 5 year olds could you take before being overwhelmed? Click here to find out.

    For those who want to know more before clicking, the premise is that you're in an area roughly the size of a basketball court. No weapons, everyone is wearing a cup (I'm not sure what the logic or reasoning is on this one, but they made it, so whatever), the kids are in a frenzy, and getting knocked out means you're out. IIRC it's a simple quiz that asks like ~15 questions about you and then comes up with a number of kids you'd take before being overwhelmed.

    My result? A paltry 23 five year olds before I got taken down. It must be because I'm fat and would be gassed quickly. :p I won't tell Mittimer's # but she fared better than me.

    So, people of SF, how many crazed 5 year olds could you take down before you got taken?
     
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    i could only take on 22...
     
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    23 but i'm half passed out so that don't count .lol
     
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    It's only cause I'm quick on my feet have great balance and I'm cool :p
     
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    I cheated and did the test as a muscular long reaching supreme balanced kung fu brawler with 0 reserve or morals and it said I could only take 33. I call BS.
     
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    Ill retake it again and give you my answers. Don't be muscular. A little extra weight helps along the way. Means you can handle more!
     
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    See attachment :)
     

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    Sorry hon, was calling BS on the test, not you. You must be ph34rsome to be able to take on 37 vs. my 23. [​IMG]
     
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    I can get our mini mite hockey players together, 5 yr olds, and we can find out.
     
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    /me cracks his knuckles :D
     
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    We've got some mean little bastards...little fuckers are already fighting in games. Doesn't get much better as they get older LOL.
     
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    Yeah, I bet :lol
     
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    Only 16 due to poor balance.
     
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    Wow you guys all kick ass compared to me lol.
     
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    16 kids.

    I'm too lean and weak to fight good.
     
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    I love my XD..although my TRP Operator would do the job as well.. lol
     
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    I think I could do more than 30. Years of hockey gives you a bloodthirst and if I can kick the crap out of guys 8" taller than me...... and after having kids LOL
     
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    Now not fuzzy on Ambien I'll put a beat down on 25..lol.
    But I also call BS.. I happen to *have a tall for his age 5 year old and I'm sure I could pretty easily knock down 30 or 40 before I'd start getting tired.

    Geez what I sick premise...lol