How long/short can you last?

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  1. The_Chaos_Seer

    The_Chaos_Seer New Member

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    Hey all. Question for the masses here:

    What's the longest and shortest it's taken you to get off while masturbating?

    I'd say the shortest for me is two minutes and the longest a bit over an hour. Fun times :D
     
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    Shortest - less than a minute ( yeah - real horney that day ) :eyes

    Longest - 10 minutes, maybe.

    btw - Mr. Seer, Why are those 2 quotes at the bottom of all your posts? ...just curious. :)
     
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    Longest hour and a half - while watching porn. I could have cum sooner but it was like fourplay while watching the vids.

    Shortest, maybe 2 min.
     
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    A couple of minutes to over an hour depending on the situation. If I need a quickie for whatever reason then I can lotion and cum really fast. Otherwise, I can dry stroke for hours...
     
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    Short - one minute or so
    Long - depends, you can tease yourself all day if you need to.
     
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    I just found the comments funny is all :p
     
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    Hold on, wait a minute. You mean porn videos are longer than 5 minutes?!?!?!?!?!? ???
     
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    I should add that it tastes like honey. :)
     
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    I gave up on masturbation. Last few times I tried it, my hand fell asleep on me.
    I think it's trying to tell me something. :eyes :lol
     
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    It depends on how I'm masturbating.

    I have a big vib that can force me to orgasm in abour 3 seconds if I let it. It's not that I want to cum that quick, but the intensity of the vib just makes me explode!!

    I think the longest I have gone before having an orgasm start is about 2 minutes. Then I try to see how long I can make it last. I can go a really long time ...
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    I read something on these forums earlier, and was just trying it out. The suggestion (and please, forgive me, whoever said this, if I get it wrong, but I could not find the post.) was essentially this:

    You know the muscle that you let fall lax to take a piss? (This is for the guys, I dunno if pissing is the same for women.) Well, when you have an orgasm, that muscle is always tightened up. So, before you masturbate, take a piss, get everything out of your system. Then, relax the muscle as if you were going to take a piss. Nothing will come out, obviously. But, at least for me (other inputs would be helpful) this makes it damned near impossible to orgasm AS LONG AS THE MUSCLE IS LAX!

    So, for example, (dunno if I'm alone here or not) if there's a specific porn video (the only way I jerk off unless I am fantasizing about my niece in bed) you like to cum to, but there are others which make you horny, just relax that muscle and watch the hard-maker porns until you want to spooge. When you wish to blast the white stuff, just tighten up the muscle as if you want to stop pissing, and keep rubbing or whatever-you-do-to-whack-off, and you'll blow your load possibly in seconds, depending on how long you've jerked.

    I've watched three porn DVD's in a row (about 6 hr) without cumming. Then I watched a video which I especially like, and shot my load over my head and three feet behind the chair I was sitting on, and also had my night's sleep right there. I was so exhausted from the explosive orgasm I did not have the energy to move (or clean up), and promptly fell asleep. When I woke up, I had about 8 square inches of my hair glued together.

    I tried this with a one-night-stand a few weeks ago, lasted an hour and a half, and she was amazed. She called me a few days later to tell me (though I think this was an exaggeration) her eye was still sore from the load I blasted in it.

    Great results guys, and if I have mentioned widely-known info, I hope you've enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed doing it.

    And as a side note. That one-nighter wanted to hook up again, though we barely knew one another. She wanted to "have a quickie after lunch" one day. Turned her down. My girlfriend wouldn't have liked that.
     
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    How Long/How short to Cum

    When I was in my late teens and early twenties, I came quickly, within minutes with little stimulation. Now, at 50, I need a lot of stroking. Depending on the fantasy, I can cum in about three to four minutes. I prefer however to read a lot of erotica, write some, view some pics, and enjoy my erection, for as much as an hour, coaching my cock not to cum. I've actually stopped and walked away from a possible ejaculation and other times I encourage my erection until it get unbearable and cum. My preference these days is to enjoy the stimulation as long as possible, feeling the length of the erection and then teasing myself until I need to cum. I'm still in the market for a good lubricant. Any suggestions?
     
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    shortest like 30 sec and longest a hour or 2 by my choice
     
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