How do I go about showing you my penis

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Metalarse, Oct 9, 2014.

  1. Metalarse

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    Yaknow, if you're into that kinda stuff
     
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    I guess get a camera, pull pants/underwear down. Take picture, upload and post.
     
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    really would prefer you didn't............
     
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    Im surprised someone has to ask that question.
    Am I missing something?
     
  5. BlueCollar

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    Adult photos and video section. NOT your member introduction section.
    If this were a BBQ at one of our houses, would you walk in with your dick out? And if you did what kind of reaction would you get?....
     
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    Blue Collar you're giving me ideas
     
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  7. lbushwalker

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    Stand in the suspect parade and hold up your number :)
     
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  8. SOOM3030

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    Make a short documentary like KONY 2012. Then, you can show everyone in San Diego.

    I'm fairly sure that's how it works...give it a try o_O
     
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    Just go to sears or CVS and they will take the photos for u. U may get something extra, you would be lucky if it is a female on the clock............ just be ready for whatever ......lol
     
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    Let's just say I'll take your word for it that you have a fine penis, and leave it at that.
     
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    Lmfao very diplomatic
     
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    I think more of us would be interested in seeing your posterior that seems to be made of some sort of metallic alloy. Dicks - see those all the time (pretty sure I have one myself somewhere), but an arse made of metal - that's a rare thing!
    (Get it? 'Cuz your screen name is "metalarse? I'm so fucking clever. :p)
     
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    Must be a hard arsed dude :)
     
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    His arse could just be made of lead and really heavy...or he's Robocop...
     
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    These responses are great lmao. We're a bunch of fucking smartasses :D .
    Fuck it. Let's keep goin.
    Here's what you do:
    1. Go to the Motely Crüe farewell tour.
    2. Get back stage with the band.
    3. Get a roadie to get a pic of you and your dick along with the band, their crew, the celebrities, and at least 25 naked women.
    Only then will we look lol. :cool:
     
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    That one sounds like a lot of work
     
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    But you'll never really know
     
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    If were at aBBQ at the house of someone on this forum, I most definitely would. I'm pretty sure it would even be received with great enthusiasm
     
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    Loving that fighting spirit dude,
    Hardarse you are truly worthy to be one of us, welcum to the club :)
     
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