How can I not buy this

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by CosmicEye, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. CosmicEye

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    soloflesh.com Revolutionary Sex Toy For Men

    Hi strangers. I was watchin porn the other day and got a pop up for this. Its perfect and looks hot as fuck. I wouldnt ever be scared to cum really hard in that pussy all the dam time, goddamn. Goin on the 'spoiled myself' Xmas List..
     
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    It's basically a water balloon. I think being scared to cum in it hard is exactly what you should be.

    The demo video didn't seem to work on their website, but I found it on Youtube (!). It's hilarious. But I don't know--maybe men would think the video is hot.
     
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    Haha hence Im always scared to cum inside a real partner.
     
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    I don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard.....:lol
    It's kinda cute.....:D
     
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    Certainly an interesting setup they've got there. I'd be very worried about it popping though. I'm sure they do not cover any situation in which it does so, stating that any issues of that are automatically user error/fault.
     
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    I am a little creeped out by "toys" like that. I will use a vibrating cock ring and othee "accesories" but that one creeps me out. So does that fleshlight thing. However. , I do love when woman use toys but a realistic blow up doll a little strange I feel.
     
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    Yeah I agree, but its not a blow up doll. I feel a little weird about it too but when im super horny, that idea is gone. I just wanna fuck it lol. I think it would feel great. Im willing to try it though.
     
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    Just a heads up, I did buy this. Dam thing is takin forever tho. Supposed to be 2 day shipping but will be a week. After thinkin about it, if women can have sex toys, why cant men. They cant have all the fun ;)
     
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    Please keep us posted on how it works out. I'm not, however, thinking of getting one for the boyfriend for Christmas.
     
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    Is it dishwasher safe? Lol
     
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    I think you should post a video of it, cosmic ;)
     
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    I am commenting on this just because I am interested in the outcome of this new toy....seems...ummmm...different. I am curious. Let us know how this works out for you.
     
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    ftfy

    and I guess that looks cool.
     
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    I agree. Pictures or preferably a video!
     
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    Well I have to say, holy science thats good. Great! It really feels like the insides of a super wet plump vagina (with lube duh). I wasnt even that horny but it got me off right. It made me feel sexually satisfied. I like the weight and looks of it too. Very nice and tight, and finally a toy that stays warm! Highly recommended and is easily the best toy on the market by far. Cant wait to actually be horny for it lol

    PS: Video you ask?
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    I thought I posted a comment on this but nether the less it has disappeared or I probably didn't hit the 'post' button. Anyway I wanted to say thanks for the review, I'm going to get one and make hubby try it out haha
     
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    I came home and my room mate wasnt home yet... so... went at it and I was really horny for it this time. Good fucking god that is the best thing, toy wise, I have ever felt. Its literally 98% of a horny girl in a sex toy. The other 2% is missing from arms ,legs, and breasts, etc. I also filled it up more this time and I just loved the feel of it when holding it. It was super soft, thick, and jiggly, and made me cum so hard I thought I about ripped a kidney on half. Only sex toy you will ever buy!

    The best part is it makes me wanna fuck my girl really badly. Thats a solid 10/10 for me.
     
  18. oldkid

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    Here's another vote for the video. A picture is worth a thousand words.
     
  19. oldkid

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    OK. So I got one of these in the local toy store. Clerk brought an unsampled one from the store room. Wanted to know If I wanted it wrapped. No thanks, I'll just eat it here. Yuk yuk o_O
     
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    Hahaha... pretty interesting. So once that sucker is full of water... then what? Is there a cap/clamp?