I'm assuming most of us here have had sex in a hotel at one time or another. Just out of curiosity I was wondering how messy you get? Do you worry about the person who has to come in and clean the room or do you just go nuts and let them know what you've been up too. The wife and I were out of town last weekend and didn't bother putting away our lube and toys. We also weren't too careful with other things. At one point we ended up getting up and leaving for breakfast without realizing we left a loaded condom on the nightstand. I was alone in a room one time and decided to masturbate. I didn't have anything handy to clean up with so I rolled to the other side of the bed and came under the sheets, then rolled back to the other side to sleep. Anyone else have similar stories or do you like to keep things nice and tidy?