Horny is onery

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  1. Barbwire

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    I haven't gotten any in days and my favourite VBF and I haven't been able to hook up in ages. UGH!!!!!!!! If I don't get some relief here, I'm going to explode! :mad



    Ok, as you were.
     
  2. bsxy420

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    i bet your fav vbf is soooo lonely with out you...you better show him some love!
     
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    Maybe...

    ...you misspelled a word and he got lost? :lol
     
  4. igor

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    I know what ya mean. Am there, doing that (being horny I mean) :ugh


    Well, that's no fun :(
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Good news, I finally got that call. WOO HOO!

    Bad news, afterwards, I went out to catch my horse to go for a ride, and he is limping. Now, I'm upset for a totally different reason. Shit, shit, shit!

    It's enough to make a girl cry. :(
     
  6. Dreama

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    I hope your hose is alright!
     
  7. Barbwire

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    Thanks Dreama, but I think you are confused. I'm upset about a limp hose, but a limping horse. ;)
     
  8. Dreama

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    Lol, Cl.
     
  9. Barbwire

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    I meant to say I'm NOT upset about the hose. Gee, it takes all the zing out of a witty comment when you fuck it up with a typo, doesn't it? :lol
     
  10. igor

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    Hey CL, yer not s'pposed ta be jumpin' over fences and trucks. Hope he's OK.
     
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    No...

    ...it just gets funny for other reasons.

    :lol
     
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    How is your guy? Is he lame?
     
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    From what I understand of this thread... The guy's hose may be limp :p
     
  14. Barbwire

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    Well, my horse wasn't limping when I rode him yesterday. Wish I could say the same for my husband. :(
     
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    :rofl
     
  16. Barbwire

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    Yeah, hahaha, very funny. Now, Rocker, bend over so I can kick you in the ass. * CL dons steel-toed arsekicking boots.*
     
  17. heelfetish

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    OK, now that constitutes assault, which is illegal. You may not discuss illegal activities here at :sf. Not only that, but your instinct to kick him in the ass is bordering on a psychological disorder. You should seek help with that. After all, there may be children around who may witness said ass-kicking.


    Just kidding, of course. :p
     
  18. Barbwire

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    OK, now it's your turn to bend over and take it in the ass. :dgrin
     
  19. heelfetish

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    Yeah, but Anal's illegal too. Oh you mean with your boot? Damn, I'm pretty sure sure fisting (footing?) is illegal in some places too. :lol

    Sorry hun, I guess you just can't talk about anything. :p
     
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    Psycological disorder?, CL?, You're joking right? CL is the most well adjusted person on the forum.:rofl