Horny at work: What do you do?

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  1. flexible4fun

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    Ok, yeah, surf porn on the crackberry, maybe masturbate in the bathroom. What else? Right now I have a cock ring on and will probably go for a walk with a semi. Sometimes I go into the city and find a quiet road to park on and masturbate, maybe suck myself off. I might wax my pubic area. Basically try to kill the urge in a creative manner.

    What do you do?
     
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    You better do it quick unless your warranty covers jizz damage to the BlackBerry. :D
     
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    The last time I whacked off at the office, I got busted by an employee. Okay, so I kind of let her know I was going to do it and I kind of left the door open to my office so she could see me.
     
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    Has anyone ever tried phone sex with telemarketers" I tell them I am in the middle of a shower. Most hang up but some stay on the phone while I talk dirty to them One went all the way with me. That certainly breaks up the day.
     
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    Okay, maybe I am off or something, but, how do you suck yourself off, i sure cant lick my pussy !!!!!
     
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    i wait til i get home
     
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    I just savour the feeling of arousal.
     
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    There are definitely days I only make it worse by dwelling on the subject. I guess part of the excitement for me is being aroused in the presence of others, whether they know it or not.
     
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    If your pussy was 8 inches long, it would be easier.:lol
     
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    I've only ever masturbated at work once and that was just because in my 20's I used to get an ache in one of my testicals if I hadn't ejaculated for a few days, but would get instant relief as soon as I did. Weird huh?.. I don't get that problem anymore....

    However, I've had sex quite a bit in the different offices I've worked in. In fact, every one except the current one (better get onto that!:D)
     
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    I did wonder on this one myself, are you really that flexible :eek
     
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    I've at sex at work before
     
  13. Trond

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    If you are horny at work, I would recommend going to the bathroom. It can be annoying to be horny when you're trying to get work done, but at least don't masturbate while others are around. My wife and I had sex at my workplace shortly after getting married, but that was long after everyone else had left. (I also think people are a bit more understanding with couples who just got married) :D
     
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    i cant do anything since im constantly moving and the bathroom is to small,i usually wait for lunch or after work to fuck my woman, ive heard of one coworker going for a test drive to jack off....maybe ill start having my woman meet me out in the middle of nowhere when i go out for test drives..
    :D
     
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    I wait till I get home, or I just come here in the meantime.
     
  16. Alwayslearningsex

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    I had a co-worker who drove my nuts, crazy and horny and my underwear would get all wet, I was aching if I didn't HANDLE the problem.
    I did it often in the washroom. I would NEVER cross the line at work, too close, even if I knew she was receptive to after hours.
    Gym fitness instructor at work got me in the same problem and I masturbated in the washroom.