Hope jokes are allowed. This fits.

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  1. Buffalo204

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    ....... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next
    time you need to return something and they are giving
    you a hard time!!!!!!!

    A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the
    clerk she wanted a
    refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
    work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a
    refund because she bought it on special.

    Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and
    started screaming,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
    in front of a growing
    crowd of customers.

    The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's
    wrong?'

    She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also
    tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
    bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
    and screams,

    'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

    which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

    In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are
    you saying that?'

    In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY
    NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was
    quickly refunded!!
     
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    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    :mad We DO NOT allow humor on :sf

    :rofl - just kidding! Oh, if only I had the balls to make such a spectacle of myself during such moments. I just sit there and fume - cuss under my breath, stuff like that :yell
     
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    This one's old, but do you know what happens to a lawyer when he takes viagra? He gets taller.

    Ooh, ooh, I've got a better one.

    Two cowboys are riding through the desert. They come to a boulder and on top is a naked indian with a hard on. One of the cowboys says "Hey injian, what are you doin'?" The indian responds, "I tell time, it three o'clock." The Cowboys shake their heads and keep walking.

    After a while they come to another boulder and this one has a naked indian on top too. "Hey injian, what are you doin'?" "I tell time, it four thirty." They shake their heads and keep riding.

    They come to another boulder with a naked indian on top, but this one's jacking on his pecker like there's no tomorrow. "Injian, what in the sam-hell are you doin'?" The indina responds, "I wind watch."
     
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    An oldie but goodie!

    How do you teach a girl math?
    Add a bed..subtract her clother..divide her legs...enter your square root...leave ur solution and pray the bitch dont multiply!!
     
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    Why is Black Jack a mans game?
     
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    Very Funny, Thank u! :D
     
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    LOLS!!! That is funny...thanks..I needed a good laugh today :D
     
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    OK I'll bite.

    Hiker
     
  9. Buffalo204

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    Think about it. A woman only has her fingers and toe's to count on. Any other way of counting and she will bust!
     
  10. Bella

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    Me too Rose; unless they really get under my skin! :ugh
    Funny joke Buffalo! :lol
    ~Bella
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    It's funny in text, but I'd love to see that happen in reality.