Holy ShitMonkies

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by melicious, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. melicious

    melicious The Old Maid
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    I'm home alone on a Friday night. Just did a little dirty talkin' on the telephone, so I headed into the bedroom to take care of a little business. I lubed up the double header and went to work, right? Fuckin' lube. I feel like I am on-fuckin'-fire, and not in the good way, my friends. That'll teach me, eh? Damn lube anyway.
     
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    bighiker2003 Banned

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    Wow, Wish i was their, And the hell with the lube.

    Hiker
     
  3. BiBiBaby

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    what type of lube did you use? I've tried those self heating ones before and they were terrible
     
  4. melicious

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    No, this was the natural herbal kind, which I've recommended to so many friends..... ugh. It's supposed to be wonderful, and I'd previously had the best of luck. Not this time.
     
  5. Kronnie

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    ekkkk....that sounds harsh as hell

    Doesnt ky-gel work for you Mel ?

    and how about a cool soak in the bath, to try and sooth away the burning sensation.
    damm i feel sorry for you. :(