So I just went upstairs to get some edibles to you know eat food and shit like that you cause I was like hungry or some jaunt? NEWAY LOL so I decided to construct a sandwich using my bare hands. After placing a plate of the paper variety on the counter, I went to the cooling unit to locate some cheese. After tracking the cheese slices and relocating them to the counter, I began to open the individually wrapped slices. I placed one full slice on my paper plate, figuring after I put some mayo on the sandwich I would then relocate the slice of cheese onto the sandwich. THEN, IT HAPPENED..... THE FUCKING PIECE OF CHEESE WAS STUCK TO THE PAPER PLATE! I couldn't believe it! The son of a bitch was STUCK to the paper plate. I finished my sandwich and tried to peel it off and it's still there! What the hell! Fuckin Kraft must be puttin 2-part JBWeld or Epoxy or some kind of insanely strong glue in their damned cheese. :yell btw would you like to touch my tra lala?