Hi Everybody !

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Scruples, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Scruples

    Scruples New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2003
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Europe
    Hi everybody, it's been a while since I was on here, sorry for the absence - I had to have some surgery but all is well now .....

    So, to make up for it, here is a joke to keep you smiling ....

    It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath.

    A young nun, Sister Magdelene, prepared the bath water and towels as
    instructed by one of the older nuns. Sister Magdelene was also
    instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it
    and to do whatever he told her to do.

    The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdelene how the Saturday
    night bath had gone.

    "Oh, Sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
    "Saved? And how did this fine thing come about?" asked the old nun.
    "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him,
    and while I was washing him, he guided my hand between his legs where he
    said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

    "Did he now?" said the old nun.

    Sister Magdelene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to
    Heaven fits my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
    would be assured of Salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John
    guided his Key to Heaven into my Lock."

    "Is that a fact?" said the old nun.

    "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to
    salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell
    my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."

    "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's
    Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years :lol
     
  2. johnnyangel694u

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2006
    Messages:
    6,152
    Likes Received:
    2,149
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
  3. igor

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2006
    Messages:
    4,110
    Likes Received:
    163
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Chicago area
    Thanks for the chuckle of the day!:lol