Hey, dudes, about yer nuts

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  1. Jayce

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    So tonight I sat in my toasty room for a very long time. Then I went and had a toasty shower. Now, has any guy ever done something similar to that, looked down, and been wow'ed over how low your nuts hang when your scrotum is 1000% relaxed? Majority of the time they won't hang that low, but now it's like, whoa. You see, the scrotum normally seems like it has some kind of elastic effect to it. You push your nuts to the side, they bounce back. In this state, you push your nuts to the side, and they just roll around and slowly swing back. They don't "boing" back. Think of it like a plastic bag with two softballs on it. That's exactly how they are.

    So yeah.
     
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    Hey dudes about yer nuts

    That is one of the funniest titles i have read for a thread....hahahaha!!

    Sorry mate I cant comment cos I am a woman....

    All I can say is ...... enjoy yet nuts ( and it seems like i aint the only one with spelling problems) :)
     
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    Stick em in the fridge for a while or wait until winter and wonder where they went.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA.....

    Elvis

    I am totally peeeeeeing myself here....

    "in the fridge".........fecking hilarioius!!!!!

    Only a Uranian ruled man could utter such brilliance...


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    OK, so I forgot the ice pack or pack of frozen peas.:(
     
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    :rofl OK, I'm seriously laughing out loud right now. :p
     
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    Not surprised Heelfetish, with the temps you get in Canada, I'd be surprised if you ever get to see a scrotum.
     
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    Hey, it's not always cold here. :p We have seasons just like everyone else. It's not uncommon for temps in the high 20's and low 30's (Celsius) in the summer. :)
     
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    Jayce,
    I can't stop laughing...sorry!
    When I first read this; all I could think about
    was that song...something about "do your ears hang low"!!
    "do they wobble to & fro", "can you tie them in a knot",
    "can you tie them in a bow"
    :rofl
    I know...guess you had to be here! :lol
    ~Bella
     
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    I love summer. Are you having a good hang day or a bad hang day? It's not a good hang day if they don't swing when you walk.
     
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    I don't like it when my pecker wiggles when I walk either!
     
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    especially my left nut has a tendency to pop right back into my groins when i come, have to push it down afterwards.. :D but yeah, i dont worry about my penis size, but i think MY BALLS are quite small..
     
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    Hey Jayce, Have you ever heard that dumb questions get dumb answers, You knew why The word toasty came up twice in your post, So stick em in the toaster and they will hang even lower:sf
     
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    I hate it during the summer when it's hot & humid at night... I swear my ball sack is like a grocery bag between my legs, and it sticks to my thighs. Yuck. I need A/C. :p
     
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    Sorry HF, :p it's just my silly Brit humour coming to the fore, I do have a clue about world weather and a Chinouk buddy over there who keeps me up to date with yours.
     
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    I figured you were kidding. :) But you'd be surprised how many people (In North America even) assume it's cold here 365 days a year, and that we still live in igloos, and don't have indoor plumbing. :lol I was 1/2 joking with my reply, and the rest was for other people's benefit. :)
     
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    LOL...I always heard it to be "do you tits hang low,do they wobble to and fro,can you tie them in a knot can tie them in a bow."

    Either way it's a funny picture.Haven't heard that one for a long time.LOL
     
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    Time to take out the good ol' nut sack.
     
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    Ah, shit. You see, here I am on monday night and I'm having the same effect right now. I just shifted my weight a bit, and typically if my scrotum wasn't hangin 2 foot off of my groin I wouldn't have any issues. But when I shifted my weight in my chair, somehow my left nut slid under my thigh and got crushed by the weight of my leg. Damnit this sucks. I think I'm gonna grab a fricken ice pack as stated above and keep it in my mini fridge/freezer I have here. Then when my nuts hang low, I just be icin dem up yo. Tuckin those boyz back in thur hood. BAHAHAHAA.
     
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    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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