Hey Barb, what's this on my dick?

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  1. Barbwire

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    "Hey Barb, what's this spot on my dick?" my husband asked me this morning as he pointed at a small brown dot near the base of his shaft.

    As my husband had been deer hunting this past weekend, I thought maybe it was a tick, so put my thumb and forefinger together to make tweezers of them and lowered my hand to his groin.

    Before I layed a finger on him, he screamed like a schoolgirl and jumped away from me, his eyes white with fear.

    I said, "Hold the fuck still, I can't even see it," and rubbed the brown spot. After looking at it, I decided it was a mole of no importance and looked up at him and told him as much.

    He said, "That's what I kinda figured."

    I said, "Then why did you jump away from me like that?"

    He said, "Because I thought you were going to gouge a hole in my dick."

    I said, "Derrrr, like I'd intentionally damage you rbeautiful cock."

    We both laughed but it's true, beyond the occasional bloodblister from sucking it too hard, I'd never hurt my best bud like that.
     
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    LOL. I might use that line so I can get my wife to touch my cock. "No really hun you better rub it to make sure its nothing"
     
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    One of my hunting buddies came in two weeks ago covered in ticks. He missed the one on his balls until he showered, and it was dug in nice and deep by then. It was hilarious.
     
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    This is a weird story.
     
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    Thats purty funny right there!
     
  6. igor

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    I wish my SO would investigate my cock like that :phat