Help Wanted: Sword Swallower....inquire within

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  1. sandwich

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    Just kidding.

    It's just that this place has turned into a regular three-ring circus lately, and it's amusing the hell out of me.

    If we were going to stage a real circus, I guess my vote for forum sword swallower would go to Slutty...lol!
     
  2. 12barblues

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    Lol.....she gets my vote....although I gotta say I wouldn't mind seeing a winner takes all contest...:D
     
  3. sandwich

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    He he he....your humor never disappoints!
     
  4. 12barblues

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    Yeah......who needs intelligence or good looks, when I've got all this stupidity to share....
     
  5. MordsithLove

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    I vote for mrcock to be the human cannon ball :lol
     
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    cool...a circus...did i mention i can juggle and have my own clown suit???
     
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    My acrobatic skills would come in handy lol I know a few clowns too ;-)
     
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    . I just wanna see all the ladies crammed into that miniature clown car....
     
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    Do we have to wear red noses?

    I bag the boot!
     
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    I'll be the escape artist. ( puts on handcuffs) ...umm

    ...pull...wiggle..squirm...oh crap

    Sandwich, can you get me out of these? :)
     
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    I vote Mords for lion tamer!
    man.... the visual!
     
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    Oooohh, that means I get to wield a whip!

    Who's gonna be the lion? :dgrin
     
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    Can I be the lion? ;)
     
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    Of course!

    However I've never tamed a lioness before :D
     
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    Well now is your chance! I promise my growl is worse then my bite. ;)
     
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    I'm sure you will not lack for volunteers..... i can almost hear the whip crackling through air and snapping against my rump.
     
  17. MordsithLove

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    Meeeowww!

    Let my first rodeo being! :p
     
  18. lbushwalker

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    I'm volunteering for the high wire act.
    Heights get me off, Xenia might also be up there to and besides walking a fine line is my specialty :)
     
  19. lbushwalker

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    Mitt cannot be a lioness as her role is clearly of MC.
    She can crack her beloved whips keeping all the SF Animals and Clowns in check ;)
     
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    Err...Begin.