Help wanted female

Discussion in 'Member Introductions' started by top gun 309, Apr 7, 2015.

  1. top gun 309

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    I'm a 60 yr old loser is there a woman out there willing to talk dirty to me?
     
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    Great heading, but deflationary descriptor.
    I'm a 6th decade young-at-heart
    go-getter might sound a bit more motivational ;)
    Welcome to SF old dude from 'nuther.
     
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    Doesn't matter your status, there's not many women who enjoy that, and those that do are in high demand. I can't blame the women (I'm a male BTW), most guys just want to "get off", and usually leave the conversation after they're satisfied.

    Anyway, good luck and welcome to the forums.
     
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    I'm a 24 year old (self-described) "loser" ... and here I was hoping I'd grow out of that. :confused:

    Oh, and welcome. :)
     
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    welcome to you from an 80 yr old. There is still hope so come and join the fun. :)
     
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    Yes well discribing yourself as a loser isn't exactly going to attract female attention.
    I suggest you try becoming part of the community getting to know some of the women. And you never know, you might meet Someone.
     
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    Wow good sales pitch. lol I had a old friend who used to use that line. He still sitting on his porch screaming at the neighborhood kids " Get Off my Lawn!!" :D Hopefully that was attempt at humor you are using.:D
     
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    old kid.jpg
    xx
     
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    lol... ..i'd dirty talk with the guy above if i was gay or BI he looks fun haha lol
     
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    Hello and welcome. That description of yourself isn't going to get you anywhere fast though, just saying.
     
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    This looks... strangely familiar... almost like there was once a guy I knew...
     
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    You did and he's still in the corner with his paper.

    xx
     
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    Ya don't say? :eek:
     
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    I already did. Seems he gave up the Bushmill's though...

    xx
     
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    I find it a bit ironic that the OP's user name is Top Gun, yet he described himself as a "loser".
     
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    Maybe he intended for it to mean he was Goose rather than Ice Man or Maverick...
     
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    Well, old Maverick was kind of not very gung-ho, most all of the time, when it came to gunfighting, if I'm not mistaken. :)
     
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    Shoot, I haven't watched Top Gun since I was 9 -- all I remember clearly is the ridiculously homoerotic volleyball sequence (where they flex their biceps/pecs to check their watches) and the totally radical Kenny Loggins songs...
     
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    In fact, the Maverick brothers would do almost anything to avoid a gunfight, since they were terrible shots. They were good with their fists, and wits, though.

    Bart once commented to a lady friend, "My brother Bret can outdraw me any day of the week, and he's known as the Second Slowest Gun in the West."
     
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    Don't degrade yourself like that,Many of us will be happy to chat with you,Welcome to SF,Come and meet some of us in the Chat room xoxo