HELP! My crotch is on fire!

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  1. Barbwire

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    During riding season, I let my pubes grow because razor stubble + hours in the saddle = itch & pain. This year, because of surgery, I haven't ridden much, so I've been shaving myself nightly to stay silky smooth.

    I have finally recovered enough to be able to ride so yesterday I decided to hit the trails. I should have known better when I saddled up my horse with one day's worth of pussy stubble and went for a ride. What was supposed to be a 2 hour loop turned into 5 hours of steady up and down hill riding.

    Right now my crotch is covered in tiny bumps and it burns like a motherfucker! Does anyone have any pointers on what I can put on my skin to stop the burning and itching?

    Oh, and guys, don't offer me some of your "special" cream to rub on it, that's just gross.
     
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    The only thing that I've known to help me when I get really bad razor burn/rash/irritation is a hydrocortisone cream.

    Its worth a try and if it doesnt work you're only out like 3 bucks.
     
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    Aloe. The kind of blue Aloe gel you keep in the refrigerator for sunburn is best.
     
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    i use dove lotion and a single razor blade when shave my pusy ...i dont get bumps anymore..when i use shaveing cream i get bumps...
     
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    Aloe + lidocaine
     
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    Judging by your track record at the forum, CL, I was really expecting a different kind of post.:p

    My fiancee is usually trimmed, but when she decides to treat me to a shaven pussy, she uses baby oil to keep the irritation down. There is also an ointment or something of that sort that she uses. I would have to ask her what it is though.
     
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    Penis butter is gross? Damn, she takes all the fun out of it. :lol
     
  8. Barbwire

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    Smart ass! :p

    Thanks for your helpful advice, everyone. I used some Cortisone cream and it seems to have done the trick. Now all I have to do is wait for my pubes to grow out enough so they won't poke me when I ride and I'll be golden.
     
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    If it continues to itch, the cremes for poison ivy will numb it enough to take the itch away.
     
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    Yeah, slather it real thick with calamine lotion.:)
     
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    Oh, I already knew your crotch was on fire, just didn't realize it was now in a bad way. Really I haven't got any suggestions. Hope it heals soon. I guess I could volunteer to kiss it to make it feel better. That couldn't be gross.
     
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    I bet CL's crotch can blow fire.:phat
     
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    So because I'm the one that had the balls to say what everyone else is thinking, I'm a smart ass?:p

    I guess it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.:lol

    I think the other thing my fiancee uses is called Eucerin, or something like that.
     
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    You know it, babee! :tup
     
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    Sadly, I am mistaken on this part. It is called Aquaphor.
     
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    A quick Google reveals you were right. Aquaphor is a variety of Eucerin cream. :)
     
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    What can I say? 99% of the time, I'm just too damn lazy to spend about 30 seconds on Google.:p;)
     
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    I must say that I'm more that a little disappointed that no one offered to hold an ice pack to my inflamed girlie bits. Makes a girl feel unloved, ya know? *pouts*
     
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    Who needs an ice pack? I'll just put my hand in the freezer for a few minutes.:p
     
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    Unloved, yeah right. C'mon CL you know damn well half the guys here would walk barefooted in a snow storm to get the ice, if they could just hold it on your girly parts. I wouldn't, but I already offered to kiss it and make it feel better. I have some self respect after all.