Can we sell Ryan into sex slavery and use the money to bribe you to stay?! We'll all give you oral sex anytime you want it!!! Want us to rough somebody up for ya?! Who will WE talk football with and who will be our cheerleader?! And we cannot stand the thought of not having any more of your luscious, sexy pictures!!! PLEASE STAY!!! Don't leave me alone here with all these sex crazed weirdos!!!