Health Club Rant…… I try to hit the gym 4-5 times a week. I lift two body parts and then run 2 miles on the treadmill. Every day I loathe going into the locker room more and more….. Why do men insist on walking around naked in there? Why can’t you put underpants on before you shave your face? Can’t your bladder hold it a little while longer or do you have to stand at the urinal naked? Does the added 3 ounces of cotton really make a big difference on the scale? Do you think I want you sitting on the benches with your naked a$$ right where I want to tie my shoes? Who ever told you that people want to be talked to while your bo-dangles are swinging free and your hands are on your hips? Don’s be playing around with your apple bag like you’re at the urologist while you are sitting across from me….. I’m trying to double knot my sneakers!! If you are going to sit naked on the benches, please clean up and disinfect the puddle of duck butter you left when you got up!! There…. I think I got it all out!