Health Club Rant...

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  1. Steel

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    Health Club Rant……


    I try to hit the gym 4-5 times a week. I lift two body parts and then run 2 miles on the treadmill. Every day I loathe going into the locker room more and more…..

    Why do men insist on walking around naked in there?

    Why can’t you put underpants on before you shave your face?

    Can’t your bladder hold it a little while longer or do you have to stand at the urinal naked?

    Does the added 3 ounces of cotton really make a big difference on the scale?

    Do you think I want you sitting on the benches with your naked a$$ right where I want to tie my shoes?

    Who ever told you that people want to be talked to while your bo-dangles are swinging free and your hands are on your hips?

    Don’s be playing around with your apple bag like you’re at the urologist while you are sitting across from me….. I’m trying to double knot my sneakers!!

    If you are going to sit naked on the benches, please clean up and disinfect the puddle of duck butter you left when you got up!!


    There…. I think I got it all out!
     
  2. HardRocker

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    If that wasn't so gross, it would be funny.
    I can't imagine feeling that way if it were women though. Well, maybe the part about duck butter.
     
  3. vampire raver

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    I here you, I try to go to the gym a lot but when I am in the locker room I just try to keep my head down

    haha duck butter, do you mean rendered fat jk
     
  4. ShelbyStang

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    LOL< I agree. im at the gym 5 nights a week, lifting, but I spread my excerisize out and since im in a bulking phase I avoid cardio, so luckily for me I dont see the locker room. Did for awhile and just prefer to avoid it.
     
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    I work nights and go on "off" hours or daytime, so I've never had that problem. But, I'm sorry cause I have done those things.
     
  6. NaughtyKnickers

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    :rofl

    That was a terrific rant; I got a big kick out of 'duck butter', too! :lol
     
  7. Dice711

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    Meh, its just naked, while I agree they should wipe off the benches, I honestly don't see what the big deal is.
     
  8. bighiker2003

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    Steel said
    Answer is, Grow up and quit worrying about it.
    We were born naked and Your Mommie wiped your ass
    So whats the big deal, Its a locker room.
    And I for one find it hard to shower with my skivvies on.

    Hiker
     
  9. Bodybuilder5150

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    It's always the old guys too


    It's about respect for your fellow humans. Nobody wants to see your old wrinkled ass.