The doctor says I have a head cold. I'm achy, stuffy, and just don't feel good. But you know what the worst part about a head cold is? The name is misleading. I've had this head cold for two days and so far no one's given me head! I haven't been so disappointed since I looked up "pussywillow" in the dictionary and didn't see a naked picture of Allison Hanigan from Buffy.