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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Sweetlysad, Sep 3, 2017.
Well as a good stalker I would gladly kiss that ass better
Ummm...ms.Navy Seal Team Six, I have two Dobies, you're stalking the wrong house, bab .
*throws steaks into the yard and hides in the bushes* Now they love me
Hey!!! How am I suppose to stalk you if we're sharing the same bush?
When you're done playing with my girls out there, the back door is unlocked, get your sweet ass in here.
For the last time Guss get off my lawn....damm kids
Ahhhh! *running away* sparking a paper bag with a lighter lol
I don't need too, she's my back yard seducing my gaurd dogs
*walking through the back door getting some wine*
Take your shoes.off.those dogs leave a lot of "presents" out back
The dogs followed me in
Kim, Khole ....Platz!!!! Schnell
Good. Now that I have had a shower and some wine, I'm heading back to the backyard. *sneaking the bottle out with me*
Did you happen to see the stainless steel cooler next.to the smoker and grill...there might be a bottle there too
Mmmmmm. '99 bottles of wine in the yard....' hiccup. Don't mind me. Go about your business
Just please don't piss on my roses.
NEVER!! I get ticked when my dogs piss on any in my rose garden. I'll go behind the she'd. Just don't watch me
So video is off the table?
NO! I have cameras set up all over your house. But that's to record you