Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

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  1. JulieMiles

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    Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? I've never been caught with sex, but my roommate has walked in on me jilling twice (fortunately, she's cool)
     
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    Yeah, once I caught by my father masturbating. I was taking a break from my work, and then was moving my body to every position and he came up and ask "What are you doing?" I wake up and then told him, nothing.
     
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    Yes, by my mom when I was 12, i learned to lock my door
     
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    Sex, several times, parents caught me a couple, friends walking in...I dont care if it was their or their parents bedroom..KNOCK. My kids, ya learn to cover up fast, and others in various places.
     
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    When I was a teenager my girlfriend's mother caught us screwing at my girlfriend's sister's house. Boy was she pissed! That was the only time I lost a hard on in mid stroke!
     
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    I got caught a few times in hs with my gf and then my step dad use to yell put it in your pants everytime he would walk in
     
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    Was having sex with my girlfriend, we were 16 when her mother came in from a night out. Didn't say anything and went off to have sex herself with a man she'd taken home
     
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    Yeah I got busted once when I was in a group home of all places. The house owners wife walked in on me. I was mortified. Stopped using my room after that.
     
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    I had a similar situation in my teens, but SHE learned to KNOCK.:eyes
     
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    almost my dad may have known but he was grocery shopping and me and my gf were on the couch. we heard him open the door and i laid on her and threw a blanket over us. as soon as he left to get more groceries from the car I have never got dressed so fast.
     
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    My six year old walked in on wifey and I in the middle of the night. We put a lock on the door after that. He never relly knew what was going on but my wife has been scarred by it ever since.
     
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    My wife & I have had a few close calls but she is loud enough to let everyone know whats going on anyway so no-one walks in on us, they just moan at us after.
    There was 1 incident when I was a teen. My sister walked in on me & a gf I had back then. My gf said 'Either join in or piss-off!'. My sis ran out laughing.
     
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    My wife & I have had a few close calls but she is loud enough to let everyone know whats going on anyway so no-one walks in on us, they just moan at us after.
    There was 1 incident when I was a teen. My sister walked in on me & a gf I had back then. My gf said 'Either join in or piss-off!'. My sis ran out laughing.
     
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    i was ALMOST caught by my sister. i was in the 'computer room' of the house which happened to have a door that you could push a little to the right and open up, even if it was locked. she had been knocking for a while but i was watching lesbian porn and was about to finish and really, really didn't want to stop so...i didnt. luckily i was just taking my hand out of my panties as she actually opened the door and i dont think she really suspected anything :D
     
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    Back in my teens my mom thought I was taking an unusually long time in the bathroom just to take a dump and peeped thru the old-fashioned keyhole to see what I was doing. I was jerking off and she saw it (and I knew because I heard the doorknob rattle).

    When I came out she said "don't ever do that again or I'll tell your father".
     
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    When I was 17 my boyfriend and I were having sex on a bridge...It was kinda back in the woods so we thought we'd be safe.Anyhow,while we were doing it this guy came jogging by and when he saw us he speeded up.We started laughing about it.
     
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    WHAT?! Lmao...parents can really lay the guilt trip on about masturbation!
    If I ever caught my kid I'd just pretend not to notice.
     
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    The worst was when I was about to go down on my then GF and her father walked in and went tropo.
    To make things worse we were on a wild life farm in Africa miles from anywhere so had to spend the next 2 weeks there.

    The funny thing was the father thought his daughter was an angel and it was me that led her astray.
    Little did he know that she had been having sex at 15 with guys much older, 25 and older, for a while. We had also been at it at every opportunity we had.

    On top of that he was screwing around with other women as his wife found condoms in his jacket pocket. She had a hysterectomy so why would he need condoms????

    This girls was still at a boarding school and i used to pick her up at night and we would go park somewhere and make out.
    The headmistress must have got wind of this and one night when i took her back to the dorm all the girls were hanging out of the window. Thought nothing of it tii we saw the headmistress waiting for us.
    I was hauled up the next day and given the 123 by the headmistress.
    Managed to get away with it though.

    Another time when I was at school a young married woman took a fancy to me and while we were sitting in her sisters lounge with her sister and brother in law she made me cum by rubbing her forearm against my rock hard cock, though my pants.
    I had to leave before the cum showed through as a wet patch. felt good though. She was a tease coz I never got to screw her. She would drive to the bottom of the boarding school residence and i would sneak down and see her and make out in the car. She would only ever do HJ's though.
     
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    when i was a teen i got caught by my mom jacking off, and then one time we almost got caught by her whole family when were doing it in the front room, i guess her mom decided to show the hose off to her family, so her cousin walked through the door first and made eye contact and immediately turned around and shut the door, we ran into the room and got dressed, another time she gave me head in a dressing room at the mall when i finished i walked out and waited outside, wile waiting this black woman wouldnt stop starting at me, once my woman came out the lady told "us i know what you two did in there, ya nasty!!" lol and then the worst one was when we were at a rest stop off the freeway close to town at night geting head in my car. i looked out the right window and saw a guy in a comcast van parked next to us just staring, i mean my lady was going to town on my dick with her g string showing and all.made me feel uncomfortable so i started the car and moved....the van moved with us, i moved and again the van moved with us, so we left the rest stop and headed home....well the van was still following.i had to turn off my headlights and floor it.we got home with no vanin sight and finished a great bj.
     
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    That's just creepy. I probably would've had her stop, stopped the car, got out and gotten in the guys face. Free show was over when you were spotted pal, now get the fuck on. :mad