Guys...please write me a dirty happy birthday song

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  1. sandwich

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    Hi y'all....

    I have a birthday coming up, and I woke up this morning thinking how fun it would be to hear your song writing skills. If you don't know me, I am a songwriter hobbyist and musician myself, and I hear sex in all sorts of music, even if the lyrics don't go there.

    Here, I would like to hear some dirty nasty lyrics, and who cares if you have no idea how to write a melody. A lyrics only effort would be fine, and who knows, if I am in love with your song I may slap it silly with my own meloday making skills.

    There were some other hot things I was thinking about this morning too...a pretty long round of a trip down memory lane with a man who spent 15 months awakening my own natural sensuality. We may have to have a thread someday about those experiences....and it would be no fun if I didn't get to hear about yours.

    If you are interested, please let me know ahead of time, because I am so not missing out on the anticipation of what you may bring to the table. I love to dance on tables, by the way. I've never done it in a skirt, if your mind is going there, and I am not any sort of stripper or adult entertainer. I'm in the process of working up a routine that might be the lap dance to end all lap dances, and I am probably going to tell you about it. Too bad for me it will be just me and the chair....

    So here are some guidelines if you are interested in really making me tremble...

    I don't think you can be too dirty and nasty for me, so please bring it on! I like it raw so please don't go all romantic novel on me. When I say raw, I mean in your face raw...

    I want the focus to be more about what you want me to do to you than vice versa, because the man's pleasure is my priority. It makes me so hot that you won't have to worry if it's pleasuring me.

    If you send me a song that doesn't involve sucking and licking you and cumming in my mouth and getting to taste it, I will be asking for a revision....lol! And hell yeah to swallowing...I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Please use that fucking fine word, "taste" a couple times. Just thinking about it is making me think of a lyrical phrase in a Staind song that I can't listen to without getting wet no matter how many times I hear it. Sometimes I listen to it over and over in one sitting, and there are all sorts of things I like doing over and over, by the way.

    I don't like the word, "dick". To me it's kind of boring.

    I've got all sorts of trigger those words that you could use. Some of them are on this thread. You might know some others depending on how well you know me.

    And please please please feel free to go all anal. My aforementioned bf introduced me to that, and that's what I was thinking about this morning. Let's call it a craving.

    I'm kind of in love with my tits so if you are a tit man, I'd like to know all about it.

    You can spank me too and those sorts of things...I'm wanting that more and more since joining this forum. That would be a new thing for me as far as it happening in real life, but I've been fantasizing about it for a long time.

    Thank y'all for considering this request. I'm not southern, by the way. I've been vacationing in the Carolinas since I was a kid, and I started saying it on one of our trips because it was kind if fun, and now it's just a regular part of who I am. I've had new friendships where I get asked why I do that since I'm not from the south, and I explain it, and after a while it doesn't seem weird to them.

    Bye for now...hanging with some friends for dinner.
     
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    For the mods: I think I put this thread in the wrong place...would you consider moving it to where it really belongs. Thanks!
     
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    And I must have accidentally hit a sad smiley face. This thread is so not sad. Can you ditch it or let me edit?
     
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    1st verse........

    the sun rose up just like the morning cock, to her delight she rose up too....she gets ready for work but 1st she plays, vibrator in hand, with 2 fingers up arse, she delightfuly moves around in many ways...

    1st chorus....

    come, oh come, for you do too,
    play with me tits and play with me clit
    come oh come, for i need to quick
    fuck me now, my tiny slit
     
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    Well now (you should see the devilish smile on my face)......

    I like it!!! I might be reading that again when I first wake up the morning of my birthday...lol! I got a little breathless when I read the last line...pretty damn hot.

    Thank you
     
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    the sun is shining, your so hot, your body is just pining,
    you come to me and then you set me free, with lust in your eye he then thrusts
    his almighty cock,hard as a rock inside of me .
    you yelp with lust knowing you will give him oral thats a must
     
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    on the bed you lay with legs spread, after endulging an erotic book that you read...
    the orgasmic feeling thats come over you, feels the air with lust thats so true..

    Your stomach aches with withdrawal excitement, wanting fulfillment in the moment which is now..
    your heart is racing like a horse in a marathon, you cant wait because you wanna come so strong...
     
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    Thank you thank you thank you..my birthday is on the 19th.
     
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    birthday is near, for the 19th its clear
    I want a treat thats gunna be up my rear
    i might just shed a tear......

    stroke me, stroke me i need to come
    fulfil my dreams just like some

    a man underneath and a man on top
    thats what I need , please dont stop

    come on me face and inside of me
    thanks very much for setting me free!!.....................".hope they aint too bad"
     
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    This is going to be my new favorite song!
     
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    Happy Birthday to you
    What the fuck can I do?
    Stick it up your cute pooper
    Then I'll Jizz over you!
     
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    I saw your birthday,
    In last nights dream.
    Swaying past the record player,
    Two drinks in hand.
    When laughter warmed that room,
    Tipsy, smirking, dancing, joy.
    Married men, guilty from want,
    Held tight their wives,
    So as not to get caught.
    As every eye made it's excuse to take in,
    Every sip your lips took,
    Every smile you gave, and to whom.
    "I drove all night", Cyndi Lauper, played,
    The room got loud, two fairies outside joked,
    "You know, if she doesn't get laid tonight, there is just no hope!".
    And he was there, scratching your mind,
    You hated how much he turned you on,
    How he knew too.
    Two girlfriends sat either side,
    One whispered, "He's so into you..".
    Feeling the heat, in the air,
    Feeling so moist from his stare,
    A circle was made right there in front of you,
    Everybody sat down, as you played your tune.
    And your voice, like a serpent, travelled through,
    Each and every person,
    Till it reached that place,
    Where time is a myth,
    Where anything is ok.
    In your stomach you knew,
    As the foorsteps got nearer,
    That you didn't care, that you just wanted his cock.
    And you fucked him right there,
    On the spot.
     
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    read this on the 19th --"happy bday to u.. blahh blahh happy bday to you"
     
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    It's your Birthday...........
    and the gift you need most is my cock in your ass popping your pooper............
    So spread your cheek wide............
    For here I will cum...............
    No lube will be used.............just my tongue.............

    You beg meeeeeeeeee to cum........
    You beg meeeeeeeeee to cum........

    But no, no, no.........
    I am not done..........
    I'll piss in your ass and fill you I will.......
    And next a hard spanking you will find is in order.........
    Sooooo...Rosy red now your cheeks will beeeeeee............
    As I pound your ass over and over.........
    And with you folded in half......The pleasure is mine...........
    Cumming hard in your ass will feel soooo soooo fine........
    Then with a pinch of your nibs, for they will grow.........
    And you will know.......your ass so fine will always be mine..........
     
    #15 litemyfire, Sep 16, 2012
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    It's your Birthday...........
    and the gift you need most is my cock in your ass popping your pooper............
    So spread your cheek wide............
    For here I will cum...............
    No lube will be used.............just my tongue.............

    You beg meeeeeeeeee to cum........
    You beg meeeeeeeeee to cum........

    But no, no, no.........
    I am not done..........
    I'll piss in your ass and fill you I will.......
    Next a hard spanking will be in order.........
    Sooooo...Rosy Red now your cheeks will beeeeeee............
    As I pound your ass over and over.........
    And with you folded in half......The pleasure is mine...........
    Cumming hard in your ass will feel soooo soooo fine........
    Then with a pinch of your nibs, for they will grow.........
    And you will now know.......your ass so fine will always be mine..........
    Sooooooooo your Birthday is over and just for good measure..........
    To your mouth will go........my still throbbing member.......
    Suck you will.......suck you will........ and taste your own ass flavor......
     
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    Please ignor the first post....I ran out of edit time before it was complete and it got posted........See second post for finished version on page two directly above............Hope you like!!
     
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    Hot and funny!
     
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    Wow! I see you've been writing songs for a while...awesome!
     
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    Thanks, lite! You are making me crave an anal encounter!!! Now I must be honest about one thing...by piss do you mean urine? If so would you treat a horny birthday girl to a word substitute?