Hi y'all.... I have a birthday coming up, and I woke up this morning thinking how fun it would be to hear your song writing skills. If you don't know me, I am a songwriter hobbyist and musician myself, and I hear sex in all sorts of music, even if the lyrics don't go there. Here, I would like to hear some dirty nasty lyrics, and who cares if you have no idea how to write a melody. A lyrics only effort would be fine, and who knows, if I am in love with your song I may slap it silly with my own meloday making skills. There were some other hot things I was thinking about this morning too...a pretty long round of a trip down memory lane with a man who spent 15 months awakening my own natural sensuality. We may have to have a thread someday about those experiences....and it would be no fun if I didn't get to hear about yours. If you are interested, please let me know ahead of time, because I am so not missing out on the anticipation of what you may bring to the table. I love to dance on tables, by the way. I've never done it in a skirt, if your mind is going there, and I am not any sort of stripper or adult entertainer. I'm in the process of working up a routine that might be the lap dance to end all lap dances, and I am probably going to tell you about it. Too bad for me it will be just me and the chair.... So here are some guidelines if you are interested in really making me tremble... I don't think you can be too dirty and nasty for me, so please bring it on! I like it raw so please don't go all romantic novel on me. When I say raw, I mean in your face raw... I want the focus to be more about what you want me to do to you than vice versa, because the man's pleasure is my priority. It makes me so hot that you won't have to worry if it's pleasuring me. If you send me a song that doesn't involve sucking and licking you and cumming in my mouth and getting to taste it, I will be asking for a revision....lol! And hell yeah to swallowing...I wouldn't have it any other way. Please use that fucking fine word, "taste" a couple times. Just thinking about it is making me think of a lyrical phrase in a Staind song that I can't listen to without getting wet no matter how many times I hear it. Sometimes I listen to it over and over in one sitting, and there are all sorts of things I like doing over and over, by the way. I don't like the word, "dick". To me it's kind of boring. I've got all sorts of trigger those words that you could use. Some of them are on this thread. You might know some others depending on how well you know me. And please please please feel free to go all anal. My aforementioned bf introduced me to that, and that's what I was thinking about this morning. Let's call it a craving. I'm kind of in love with my tits so if you are a tit man, I'd like to know all about it. You can spank me too and those sorts of things...I'm wanting that more and more since joining this forum. That would be a new thing for me as far as it happening in real life, but I've been fantasizing about it for a long time. Thank y'all for considering this request. I'm not southern, by the way. I've been vacationing in the Carolinas since I was a kid, and I started saying it on one of our trips because it was kind if fun, and now it's just a regular part of who I am. I've had new friendships where I get asked why I do that since I'm not from the south, and I explain it, and after a while it doesn't seem weird to them. Bye for now...hanging with some friends for dinner.