Guys, have you ever fucked the hotel maid?

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  1. JuicyB

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    I often leave food, left over booze, and items I don't need as a gift to the chamber maid. I usually tell her, and she comes early to pack it up before I leave. And these girls are often young, sexy and quite attractive! Many hotels offer massages these days. And I thought I could ask the maid, "by the way, do you also offer massages?" I've come very close to propositioning a few. Have any of you?
     
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    Never considered it, but I do usually leave a tip if the room is clean.

    I had a maid fired once, when my wife and I walked into the room after breakfast to find the maid rummaging through my wife's purse. We stood in the doorway for a minute or two, stunned at the sight, as she dug through the purse. We kept her there while we called the hotel manager. He came right up, listened to our story, and fired her on the spot.
     
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    I'd say she was 'fucked' - in a manner of speaking :lol
     
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    You're right, Rose!

    I change my answer.




    Yeah, my ex-wife and I once returned to our hotel room to find an attractive young maid doing unmentionable things. We jumped onto her together and fucked her, but good. I ripped her asshole! (a new one) We then called another guy who joined us, and we all fucked her 'til she cried!

    True story.
     
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    Almost everywhere that I've ever stayed the maid was always a much older woman so I never thought about it.
     
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    Wow. There are so many 'I fucked the maid' stories on this site. I must be the only one who just gets fresh towels out of them :eek:
     
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    Yeah see most of the ones I've run into have problems communicating ... not speaking English and all that ... *sigh*
     
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    I have once or twice with hotel staff... but after they got off duty...
     
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    I never have, And wont.
    But I did get an obsene phone call from one
    of the staff where I was staying that certainly turned me on.

    Hiker
     
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    Nope

    and frankly, wouldn't want to. If she let me fuck her, then I'd be fucking her last 100 "guests". Same as a street hooker. I'd prefer a bit of class, not the maid, plus like already mentioned I've rarely noticed one that speaks the native language
     
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    Nope, never.
     
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    No, but I did catch her watching me wake up. I sleep nakie and she was apparently enjoying the show..lol
     
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    Did you show her your morning woodie?
     
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    hahahaha.. the thought of that sounds so funny for some reason. There's definitely a big disparity between a hotel maid in my imagination and a real life hotel maid.
     
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    I have been working out of town for the last 4 months, my office is the hotel room. Most of the time the maids don't do much for me, and I usually leave the room while they are cleaning. But the last two weeks I moved to a HolidayInn Express, and they had a couple of girls that were freakin' hot , I stayed and chatted with them. Even the housekeeping manager was a great looking gal! I was imagining all kinds of things :dgrin , including my wife cutting off my dick :)

    I might not be a porn star, but I did stay at a HolidayInn Express !
     
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    Most maids are way to busy to think about sleeping with anybody,most maids want to just go home and sleep after they get off work.I think most maids in nice hotels have a pretty tight schedule or they get fired so they do not have time for us.
    If a maid did sleep with you it might be because there was a connection just like picking up a person in a bar, so that would not mean they would go have sex with every customer.
    I have stayed in a lot of hotels and have never been hit on by a maid, but years ago before I was married I would have had no problem with it.
     
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    No never......
     
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    If the hotel maid was Audrey Hepburn or Rachel Weisz, I would definitely go for it.