[Ask a Guy] Guys! craziest thing you have done to fuck a gal?

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  1. Anna Valo

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    I wanna know the craziest thing you have done to get in a girls pants. What did you do? And was it successful?

    Entertain me with your stories. ;)
     
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    "Accidentally", took a fuck buddy to a movie 45 minutes early. Oops!
    What to do to kill time????
    Make out, fondle, grope and then........

    A blowjob in a busy theater parking lot.

    The plan worked :)
     
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    bungee jumping! I am not the biggest fan of heights, she was a real thrill seeker. Talk about sweating bullets lol Luckily she really got off on the rush of doing things like that, so yes that night we fucked like crazy! Glad I did it but I gotta say no way in hell I would have done that if it hadn't been for the drive to "get in her pants" LOL
     
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    I'd def do a guy that could talk me into bungee jumping! Hmmm...new goal :D
     
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    Here, let me tighten that harness for you...comfy now?...you are gonna love this, and trust me, it's very safe...
     
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    Arranged to go to a conference in another city where I knew I would run into her. Wasn't at all interested in the meeting and it was borderline relevant to my profession. I would consider it VERY successful!
     
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    Not crazy as such more just proves how desperate most young guys are.. so that's kinda crazy in it's self I guess lol A friend of mine his 'gf' well really they were more just fuck buddies. They both went with other people too. She was ill. Anyway I was like 20 and fancied her like crazy for some time , when I heard she was ill I went to lend a hand look after her , did this for several days in a row. Her fuck buddy my buddy didn't want to catch her flu at the time.. wimp lol It paid dividends about a week later me and her had amazing sex together.

    I didn't look after her expecting i'd end up having sex with her , but she initiated it. But it goes to prove sometimes you never know what's about to happen around the corner. An a double bonus I never even caught her flu. lol
     
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    Lets see done more than a few crazy things....Met a girl at a party once, I suggested we go out to her car and partake in some recreational activity and found out even at 6' 4" 280Lbs. it's possibe to fuck in the back seat of a 78 trans am. Tight fit in more ways than one. :p
     
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    I had an 80 Trans Am.. the hood has much more room...lol
     
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    Had enough drunks wondering by the car and banging and yelling in the window cheerleading, a hood banging would have instilled a full blown riot. :D lol
     
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    purchased an expensive bottle of Vodka o_O
     
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    New goal for me, talk you into bungee jumping. Hmmmm
     
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    I'd talk you into it, but It would only be the second best rush that day;):D
     
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    Left a meeting in Atlanta, flew to Raleigh, flew back to Atlanta the next day then finished the meeting, then flew home.. Jet lag..
     
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    Loving all these stories...gotta love the power of a pussy sometimes lol
     
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    We may not make it to bungee jumping for a while ;)
     
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    More powerful than money for sure. ;)
     
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    What I did was not really crazy but good enough to make someone reluctant to meet to end up wanting to sexually eat me alive.
    I did it in 3 stages I guess.

    1. We met online, she said because of her husband's job and the distance between us she was reluctant to meet me (about to divorce him though) Just talking online, I wrote things to make her go wet, distracted and horny as hell and she wanted more.

    2. When going in her area I ended up convincing her to meet me just to talk and that was all I wanted, so we meet face to face to decide if we go forward or not. She ended up meeting me.

    3. When we met we sat in my car to talk out of earshot, by a restaurant with too many ears to discuss different topics including sex.
    Then when she said how horny, wet and shaky I made her with my messages she told me the effects I was having on her and I told her it was having the same on me and she made it obvious she wanted to see my hard on through my pants. I made it very visible and even arranged the pants to let her see the size even better, it got her looking more often and during the chats again as we tell each other how things got with my stories I told her how it made my cock twitch. When she asked what I meant I made her see what I meant and it got her all wanting more, she was a made-for-sex woman. Then she asked me to make it twitch again, I could see she wanted to touch, suck, fuck.
    I told her to buckle up and we drove to a quiet place. First chance she got she was all over my cock on the way to the spot.
    We had a great time, I got her all sweaty and shaky, we met more times after that first one.
    I told her fantasies she ended up wanting to try.
     
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    I chased this woman online but then one day she said I am younger, she was not too sure about me.
    When I mentioned I am younger, not that young, I love giving oral, things turned around slowly, then I ended up making her want to meet me and we were going to talk.
    We found a quiet place and I touched her leg, close to her breasts. It was summer so I had shorts, she let her hand go inside from the bottom of the leg to have herself a feel of my hard on and the rest was history.
    "just to talk" I said but open for more. SHE wanted more it turned out.

    I told a woman online how horny I was and that I had hoped we might had done something on a day we had cancelled so the next week we met and talked, exchanged on our likes and dislikes. At some point she asked how I felt and offered me a BJ. YES! I said.
    She sucked me nice, all the way, then the only thing I got to enjoy was to grope and suck her breasts. To find out she orgasms from them

    I had other times I was rejected though, it didn't always work. The thing is I was honest in my dealings, wanting to meet and chat and more happened.
     
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    Went shoe shopping and pretended to like it.

    "Oh those are so cute !"

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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