Guy Milking Machines

Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by DirtyBiBoy, Dec 28, 2014.

  1. DirtyBiBoy

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    Quick question for anyone who knows: are dick milking machines bad for guys? Like will it damage or hurt the guy in anyway long term? Just sounds painful
     
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    Anything that has strong suction over a prolonged period can cause nerve and or capillary damage. Causing bruising or other issues.

    I suppose if used in moderation (like a penis pump) you'll be just fine.
     
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    Is this a penis pump?
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    Someone wants me to use one like this until I cum dry while I give her oral
     
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    That looks more like something you stick on a cow's udder.
     
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    I wouldn't put that getup on my piece. Like Mittimer said above, anything with high-power/prolonged suction is potentially very harmful. It's something many don't realize and end up harming themselves quite badly - using a pump of some sort and not adjusting the pressure right, using it for too long, and so forth ... And that does look like a milking machine for milking cows; not something to be used as a sex toy. Also consider that in order to "milk you dry" you'd have to be wearing that thing for a looooonnngggg time!

    So, in much more concise terms: Nope.
     
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    My dick milking machine knows when she's hurting me and adjusts herself appropriately. There is absolutely no substitute for good equipment .
     
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    Use your Hoover :)
     
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    lol, ok thanks everyone, glad I turned it down
     
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    Just sit on your hand then give yourself the "stranger " .
     
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    That looks like a portable cow milker. I say that as it's got a smaller "Pail" . I've seen online goat milkers set up for this and female brrast milking. Never used either though the goat milker is interesting the only thing I'd worry about is not having a pressure regulator with a gauge.
    Scariest thing I ever saw in one pic was a portable industrial HVAC vacuum pump supposedly set up as a penis pump. Something like that if not properly regulated might remove your dick.:eek:
     
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    Oh My......That looks scary..I mean..Look how big the canister is...lol
     
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    Looks even scarier than a mammogram machine.
     
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    Living in a rural area, there use to be a lot of dairy farms. I've heard of farm boys using these but I don't know if it was just a joke or not. I've watched cows being milked before and that wasn't much worse than jacking off (the way the farmer handled the cows teat.) Not sure about a machine though.
     
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    I'd be more apt to use/adapt a pump made for collecting breast milk than any of the above. Unless, I had definite info on how to regulate the vacuum pressure. Otherwise just grit your teeth and pay for a Venus 2000.

    BTW, in my more experimental days I did paly with a hand operated vacuum pump and hand made milking tube. Plus I had a collection jar hooked up inline. Took awhile to get used to how to operate to get a stroking motion going and to cum. Not sure if I'd want to mess with anything like that again.