Guess what? I've added an inch to my "instrument"!

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  1. BassDude

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    I suppose this requires a little explanation...I recently acquired this, and it has a 35" scale rather than the typical 34". :D

    What? What exactly were you expecting? Get yer mind outa the gutter! :p

    BD
     
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    And here I was thinking that I would see a bigger and better version of your cock :lol
     
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    [​IMG]What a fucking rip-off![​IMG]
     
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    Fucking bass...

    ...players. No one fucks with their gear more than bass players.

    :lol
     
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    Mushier too!

    I've read that these guys who do dick enlargement end up with a softer, floppy hose! Your body is designed to put in x amount of energy to get that dick hard. Yes you can make it bigger, but you pay for the difference in lost firmness!
     
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    OMG I thought so too...Excitement.......
     
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    You are telling me? Want me to send your money back? Hell, I want my money back too! BD is such a tease!!!!!
     
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    Except their wives...:penisdance
     
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    Did you look at the pic? Its longer than his last one and wood-hard:rofl
     
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    What a big and beautiful piece of wood :drool :phat :bow:phat :drool


    :lol
     
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    We have to...bass players go deeper.

    BD
     
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    Don't...

    ...ever encourage bass players. No good can come from this.

    :lol
     
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    I guess...

    ...that's just the way it is when you play cables instead of strings.

    :lol
     
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    Nice um..instrument. So, how often do you play with your instrument? Do your fingers ever get sore? Have you ever dropped your instrument on you toes?
     
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    Great...


    ...don't bother reading the sign. Ignore the warnings. Now, we'll get 10 pages of how he settled on certain pickups and why one makes a better thud for the bridge and another makes a better twang for the neck. Then, a dissertation on fret filing just so, scalloping the higher frets, what's the best cadaver to get bone from for the the nut, why strings MUST be changed after 6 months, 2 days and 18 hours and not a minute later...

    :ugh



    :lol
     
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    I play with my instrument at every opportunity I get. I'm a generous fellow as well...I let other people who are interested finger it too.

    Yes, they do...especially after I've been slapping it non-stop for several hours.

    Not that I can recall...I'm usually pretty careful with my instrument, although I do play quite aggressively with it.

    :D

    BD
     
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    And the problem with that is?????
     
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    I have...

    ...an obligation, as a guitar player, to pick on bass players. They, in turn, are responsible for picking on drummers. And all of humanity is tasked with insulting singers.

    :lol