Grapes

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by CntryGrl, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. CntryGrl

    CntryGrl New Member

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    Hi, I am new here. I know this is probably weird, but I really want to stick grapes in my ass. Is this safe to do? I plan on leaving them in there until I have to go #2. Just wondering if it is safe to do.

    Angie
     
  2. Barbwire

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    What? Over 20 hits and not one reply? Certainly someone here has a 10 foot pole they want to touch this with?
     
  3. bighiker2003

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    If you can stick a 8" piece of live meat that squirts juice all over the place.
    Then I can see no reason to hold back, Do it.
    Oh and I stick them in my ladys pussy, quiet a bit of them.

    Hiker
     
  4. Puss_in_boots

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    :lol Cowboy Lover you crack me up. :lol

    Still, I have no advice whatsoever for the OP.
     
  5. melicious

    melicious The Old Maid
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    Sigh. The difference is.... the vagina is a "sack" if you will, with one entrance/exit. It is NOT recommended that you stick things in your ass that can get lodged in there with no cord/string, etc. Going to the emergency room because you have a bowel obstruction caused by migrating grapes...... would probably be humiliating. Just my opinion.
     
  6. Ryan

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    Think of it this way... If you eat grapes where do they end up? I've heard of worsts things being stuck up there on this forum. :p
     
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    What she said. A sage tidbit of advice to bear in mind: If you wouldn't want to explain how it happened to the ER doc, don't do it :eyes
     
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    Oh come on, after a while they would become raisins anyway...
     
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    melicious The Old Maid
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    Ok, you're right. The voice of reason will shut up now. Stick whatever you want up your ass. Shrugs.
     
  10. Bluesy

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    If I had a sexbuck for every time the voice of reason was overruled by the voice of assininity, the voice of ignorance, or the voice of hypoxia-addledness (caused by lack of cerebral blood flow due to other organs hogging it all), I would have Ryan's wealth x 100. *gives Mel an empathy hug*
     
  11. beast86

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    I was kidding actually...however if she wants a snack up her ass to save for later/safe keeping more power to her...
     
  12. Lickitalltwice

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    get some anal beads and stay safe
     
  13. LaVitaDolce

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    I agree. And like everyone else said, don't put anything in your ass that you don't want the ER doctor to see! I know someone that had something similar happen to them, and it was an experience (No, it was not me :eyes). So, save yourself some time and buy some anal beads! Jeez!
     
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    I always thought you shouldn't put anything in your ass that you can't get back out but i'm not sure, grapes don't seem as bad as some things you hear of.