Grab that Condom & Run!!!

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  1. Rose

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    Okay guys.... if you need a real 'macho' slogan, before you'll succumb to wearing the ol' rain jacket, here they are:

    Cover your stump before you hump.
    Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
    Don't be silly, protect your willy.
    When in doubt, shroud your spout.
    Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
    Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
    You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
    If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
    If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
    If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
    It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
    She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
    If you go into heat, package your meat.
    While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
    When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
    Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
    Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.
    Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
    The right selection, is to protect your erection.
    Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
    A crank with armor, will never harm her.
    If you really love her, wear a cover.
    Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
    Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
    If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
    No glove, No love.
    Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
    Package your meat for a real neat treat
    Holster your gun then shootings more fun
    Canvas that trailer before you nail her
    Net that grass hopper before you pop her
    Sock that wanger before you bang her
    Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
    Trim your hardwood then do her real good
    Garnish your oak then give her a poke
    AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
    Pouch your associate then go fornicate
    Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
    Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
    Catch that goat before it bloats
    Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
    Restrain your hammer then wham bam her
    Prune that stalk then make her squawk
    Wrap that rod then please her bod
    Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
    House that bottle then mash her throttle
    Sash that hash then thrash that gash
    Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
    Can your knob then throb her swab
    Contain old Doug then clean her rug
    Cover your limb before you swim
    Retain your bailer then impail her
    Rope your dope then make some soap
    Net your salamander then make salad in her
    Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
    Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
    Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
    Cover your stone before you bone
    House your hose then curl her toes
    Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
    Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
    Shield your rocks then pond her box
    Cover old sly then do her dry
    Wrap your rail then fill her pail
    Glove your chimney before you come in me
    If your nude tube your dude
    Cloak your hitter then go split her
    Wrap your nipper before you dip her
    Can your spam then bam that mam
    Corral your ram then slice her ham
    Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
    Twist your wick then stick that prick
    Cover old Bart then dart her tart
    Shed old spot then do her slot
    Drawer your pip then split her lips
    Contain that leach then mash her peach
    Bag your elm then take the helm
    Constrain your gem to catch the flem
    Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
    Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
    Survey your land then plant her stand
    Before you drive her protect that diver
    Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
    Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
    Cover you post then slice her roast
    Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
    Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
    Contain that viper before you pipe her
    Tub that sub then rub her hub
    Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
    Dam your giver then fill her quiver
    Desperate pricks wrap those dicks
     
  2. Hot Wheels

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    How about...No balloon....No party.:D
     
  3. Rose

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    :rofl And a take-off from that:

    "What happens when a balloon pops at a party? - - A baby cries!" :eyes
     
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    I didn't make it through all of them, holy cow though, who comes up with these?
     
  5. Rose

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    Yes, it is rather long.... I have to admit even I have not read each one..

    I'm saving them, and if I get bored waiting for someone to post something profound on :sf, then I just bring this thread up and read some more. Sort of 'leisure reading'! :lol
     
  6. Rose

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    Nike condoms - Just do it.

    Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling.

    Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

    KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good.

    Ford condoms - The best never rest.

    Bounty condoms - The quicker picker upper.

    Energizer condoms -It keeps going and going and going.
     
  7. Thorn

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    Subway Condom - Available in 6 inch or 12 inch.
     
  8. Thorn

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    Don't know if they make edible condoms but how about, "Miller Time?"

    "Taste Great - Less Filling"
     
  9. Rose

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    How is a woman like a condom?
    Both of them spend more time in
    your wallet than on your dick.

    :eek:utahere
     
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    LOL Rose. Funny condom wearing slogans.
     
  11. SexyScorp

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    Sorry if this one has already been said

    "wearing a rubber johhny is like having a bath with yer socks on"

    hehe
     
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    How about: "You'll be both the wiser if you can up that gyser".
     
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    what do you call 365 used condoms?


    A goodYear