Goofy Q&A (game)

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Kermit, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Kermit

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    not sure if anyone wins or loses, just thought it'd might be fun to ask absurd questions and allow people to give absurd answers (answering the person above you)

    well i can start...

    If i dream that i'm at work, can i still get paid?
     
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    You must be AT work now, and dreaming.
     
  3. Essene

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    I think the purpose was to answer a question, followed by asking a question.

    You an only get paid for being at work, while dreaming, if your left sock is made of bologna.

    Why is there a woman wearing 23 shirts over one another with nothing else on her lower torso standing in an open window across the way from me???
     
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    she's wearing her clothes half mast for ever case of Mexican herpes she gave a man

    Does bipolar mean she likes two poles at once?
     
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    A: As long as she likes playing with mine I don't mind.

    Does the word cockeyed come from someone looking at cock too much?
     
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    No, it's a rare disease when a mans cock grows from his eye socket. Like a fucked up version of horn. And yes, it's totally functional. Gives a whole new meaning to skull fucking.


    What did the poor soul who created the term "tawtwaffle" see to have to call it that?
     
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    I guess he saw a "Waffled Twat"...

    If a man could blow himself do you think he would ever leave home?
     
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    Of course, how else is he going to show off his newfound ability?

    How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if he was on sterioids and had three penises?
     
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    None. He's got roid rage three cocks to keep him busy.

    Why is a man's every waking thought spent on pussy and all things dirty/nasty sex?
     
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    Because of the Eberhart factor which states that ever now and then the male brain undergoes a special metamorphosis where it turns into bags of spaghetti and every one know that spaghetti makes anyone think of only sex.

    If I go to an alternate universe and have sex with the other me there, is it incest or masturbation or just plain homo?
     
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    a perfect romp

    why did the woman bring her husband to tits r us?
     
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    to see which one would look better on their daughter before they put her on the market

    (i swear there is such thing as virgin waxing (i knowt his from Cracked.com) where they wax them young so they never grow (in theory) pubic hair)

    but anyways i'll hve to think of one
     
  13. CosmicEye

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    Is it right if I say "This blister is pussy"?

    Like, whats that form of the word puss cuz Im definantly saying something else if I read that out loud