good pickup lines at bars/clubs

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  1. fstep

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    so thought we could all share what works for us and ladies please let us know what works best on you haha

    so if you are in a club or we lookin to meet some females whats your best pickup line or convo starter

    i'll go first with my new fav:
    I'm sure you've heard this a 100x tonight so i doubt it will get my any brownie points but you are gorgeous ... "wait for response" depending how interested she seems either offer a drink or just keep chattin away from there
     
  2. SexyScorp

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    The best one I ever had was on line.....

    He said......."can I be a fill in for your husband"......

    hahaha....totally to the point, totally brilliant, totally fell for it....

    Still in my life he is......not quite filled me in....but we are working on it....

    **droooool**
     
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    There is just no such thing as a good pick up line, unless of course you're judging by comedic value, of which there is plenty. ;)
     
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    "can i have your phone-nr.? you know, i am just about writing this book.. a phone-book!" :D
     
  5. HardRocker

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    I have never ever known a good pickup line. For all the times we used to drink beer and hang out on Friday nights and say, "Alllright, Lessgopickupsumchicks!," I never could bring myself to just walk into to a herd of girl and try to pick one out and spontaneously impress her.
     
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    My favorite has always been, "Hi. My name is______. ".
     
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    The one that got me was this...
    him: "Yes...I will"
    me: "you will what?"
    Him: That's for you to figure out, you just let me know.

    Just so you know...he did! oof!
     
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    When I met Cindy, the sister of a friend of mine named Karin, we were introduced and exchanged pleasent hellos and did not have much to do with one another for some months, until one day at a barbeque at a mutual friends' house I noticed her perfectly formed natural E cup breasts. I did not stare or ogle but I was embarressed to see that she saw me notice her lovely bosom. Not knowing what to do and feeling very awkward I blurted out "you have magnificent breasts". I thought to myself "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY THAT FOR, IDIOT", I immediately braced myself for a cheek slap and I wished I could suck the words back into my mouth. But they were out there. We have never been apart since, in fact in 2 weeks we celebrate our 12th wedding anniversary.

    I think pick up lines are cold and sell short proper relationships between men and women. There is no code or formula to being successful with the opposite sex and to think of them as trophies or conquests is demeaning. Sencerity and open honesty is the key to forming good long lasting relationships.

    my $0.02c

    Pete
     
  9. fstep

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    i like that i'll give it a test run tonight
     
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    "May I borrow a quarter, darlin'? My mama always said I should call her when I fell in love."
     
  11. SexyScorp

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    A guy asked me the other night what I did for a living...

    He was being a little tiresome so I retorted with "i am a witch"

    It killed his chatting up techniques dead...lol....

    Although at the end of the evening he followed me out of his pub with a "i would like you to teach me how to ride on yer broomstick" to which I replied "maybe in the next life hey dear"

    :)
     
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    You could ride my broomstick if you like. :brow


    ..............Just kidding!
     
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    Uh oh, now I'm gonna get hexed.:nerv
     
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    hubble bubble toil and trouble.....*cackles menacingly*....throws powdered rhino horn and goats blood into black cauldron....

    [​IMG]

    And he thinks I am joking..........
     
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    UUUUhh... I...can't ....breathe....ce][plnghndh
     
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    is that a brrroooooomstick version 3.01? fancy.. :D
     
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    I have never used a pickup line before, of course I have never picked up anyone..... ;)
     
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    I always do the picking up....so men dont need to waste their time engaging in this banter...

    Careful with the broomstick jokes now lads.......dont mess with a witch...could have serious implications

    lol

    [​IMG]
     
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    It wasn't meant as a pickup line, but I once told a lovely lady, "I've got 20 minutes to spare if you'd like to talk." She said it was the worst pickup line she'd ever heard, but we talked... and talked... and talked -- all night long. She said she had to find out what kind of pompous ass would say such a thing. That was 9 years ago and we're still together.
     
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    Aaaahhhh Joe

    That is sweet !!