good joke.

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
    The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
    "The husband, rejected, turns over.
    A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
    "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?":lol
     
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    LMAO.Typical man
     
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    Nice one!
     
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    Ok, heres a blond joke......
    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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    :rofl!!
    ~Bella
     
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    Good one Hot Wheels! :lol
    ~Bella