Going camping, need ideas.

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  1. Barbwire

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    So, suppose you were camping solo and got incredibly horny. What would you use to get off with? Don't say flashlight or pine cone, been there, done that.

    I suppose I should pack a dildo but, where's the fun in that?
     
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    Mm.. sonicare toothbrush? ;)
     
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    Your pipe/bong?
    Cell phone set to vibrate?
     
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    A nargile would be efficient :eyes
     
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    Hand...cute female forrest ranger? *shrugs*
     
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    Be careful by the way, bears love the smell of sex. It's like a ham sandwich to them or something. Seriously bears seem to mistake every smell for food.

    You're probably bringing something to drink right? Use the bottles, I'd like to think i'm doing my part to recycle and save the earth.
     
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    Maybe you can bring hte provisions and improvise on the spot ;)
     
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    If you're going to a swampy area, look for mature cat tails. One of those in a condom would possibly work well.
     
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    Since your camping, perhaps you brought hot dogs or brats.
     
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    Brilliant ideas one and all. Thanks, fellas.

    OK, no foodstuffs, don't want a bear mistaking me for something tasty.
     
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    :rofl
     
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    i wonder what thick fine rope would feel like.....(?)
     
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    Hi, I'm Bear Grylls, I'm going to show you what it takes to masturbate for a week in the sort of places you wouldn't last a day without the right survival skills.
    [​IMG]

    I'm sure you would watch that show Barb, I know you like rugged men
     
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    You see .. a multi functioned one .. :eyes

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    So how was camping? I think this thread actually gave me this dream I had last night:

    Ninja's Twilight Zone
     
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    Thanks for all the nifty ideers, folks but, alas, I was unable to do the deed. Aunt Flo pulled into camp about the same time I did and remains with me, still. :ugh

    I had a great time, anyways, just had to be careful not to attrack bears. Good thing I brought plenty of ham sandwiches to throw at them should they attack.
     
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    lol, aww, I'm sorry your monthly fiend showed up :( Camping trips are fun.