Give your measurements.

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  1. iswhatitis

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    Gals: bra, waist, or hips(or all 3).
    Guys: length or girth(or both).
    See how many giggles and gasps you get.
    I'll start it:
    7" long, 6 3/4" around.
    GO!
     
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    Omg 6 3/4 around....yikes!
     
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    Grapes dont have measurements ..You just eat them!!!!
     
  4. iswhatitis

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    Lol...grapes?
     
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    I'm a 38 DD, 5'9'' & husband has zero complaints

    that enough numbers for ya? ;)
     
  6. iswhatitis

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    Works for me!
     
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    8" long 6.5" around
     
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    Honestly never measured...except 5'11", 195 lbs. no complaints in the nether regions
     
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    6' 4" 290 lbs and far as my johnson? The ones that need to know already know. ;) Like RH says no complaints or suggestions of paint colors for my ceiling. lol
     
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    hee hee, you said Johnson
     
  11. iswhatitis

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    ht+chest+waist+cock length+ girth+shoe sz= 178 inches
     
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    36DD 5'5" you are not getting anything else apart from that :)
     
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    36C, 5'5, and confident

    Oh and if you'd like to buy me shoes- sz 8 :D
     
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    6" 1 tall
    14 stone 8
    biceps 18"
    willy is 8"+ not sure about girth
    and size 11 feet
    and a beard
     
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    We must not forget the beard :)
     
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    cant measure a beard in inches but only in sheer man power
     
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    6' tall
    210lbs (15st)
     
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    6 foot 6 inch tall
    Penis 8 inch long girth ???
     
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