Give me your best example of dirty talk.

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  1. lynnaloch

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    Give me your best example of dirty talk - whatever you'd like to say or hear during sex/cybersex/phone sex/foreplay/whatever. A few sentences, a paragraph, whatever you want to share. What would get you hotter than anything else to say or hear?
     
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    I'd like to ask for some 'examples' myself. My partner and I would like to try some dirty talking but we're both horrifically lousy at it, and it just doesn't end up working.
     
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    My gf likes me to talk dirty, though it's not my cup of tea. I try to narrate what I'm doing. For example, if I'm fucking her from behind, just saying "God, it feels so good to fuck your hole from behind" is good enough. Be explicit; use words like hole, cunt, and other things you normally wouldn't say. It might feel awkward, but then again, it may grow on you.
     
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    I like to hear

    "You are the perfect cunt woman, the perfect
    fucking whore and I totally love and adore
    all that is you"

    :)
     
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    My favorite is when she says"Fuck me deep and hard with your big dick" also "Your dick is the best I ever had" I say "You are the best fuck I ever had".
     
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    "If you hurry, you can catch the last quarter of the game."
     
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    Can i have you as my warm apple pie.... ( invisage the part in that film where the apple pie is on the table roflmao )
     
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    :lol :lol


    I just tend to say "oh yes, fuck me harder", or "Oh God I love it like this"....

    Hubby once used the C word... it put me right off, although I didn't tell him. That was his one and only time trying dirty talk, I'm glad, cos he wasn't any good at it.

    Going down on a guy and hearing him shout "OH FUCK" cos it feels so good, it a great turn on :)
     
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    uhuu i agreee with nettla on this one love hearing him moaning for more when im down on him its all good. ill only talk dirty if asked too but hell my guy doe sit all teh time and damn i love it hell call me his lil whore and slut and ask em do i want more and and and *grins* i love it ^.^
     
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    What ever you say just make sure you use the slang words. It just makes the phrases sound so much hotter. Somehow penis, vagina, and breasts just aren't the same as cock, pussy, and tits :)
     
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    Sorry........!!!!

    I like the C word..but only when in the
    throws of wild and abandoned sex......

    Funnily enough I sort of cringe when
    it is used as a profanity though!!!!!!

    To be called the perfect cunt....to me
    was a real turn on...

    But then again I am somewhat depraved!

    :)
     
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    Well, I'm a lousy dirty-talker. We usually just tell each other that the other feels amazing....I like it when my SO says things like, "God, baby you feel so good." Stuff like that.
     
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    I destest using devil words, even in sex.
     
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    Usually I'm in such a good mood during sex that I don't feel like saying anything really dirty, apart from "Oh yeah, fuck me baby!" and the like. :)
     
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    I like to hear how good my cock feels... How great her orgasm felt when I ate her. As for me talking? I dunno, I talk dirty but with every girl it's deifferent.
     
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    i like to say things like 'i could fuck you all day,' 'i love it,' 'i love your cock,' and 'your cock is so hard.' the boyfriend is not so big on talking diry, i have to drag it out of him, i ask him 'do you like it, tell me how much you like it,' and the like. once i got out of him 'i love to fuck you,' (picture that phrase in bulgarian,) that was a highlight.

    talking dirty is especially fun for us because together we speak bulgarian, it's only in bed that i start speaking english. it makes it extra fun, like i'm so into it i can't think in bulgarian or something
     
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    OMFG!!!!! That feels so goooood. Oh yes. Suck it harder. Oh yeah, Now deeper. Oh fuck, yes bitch. My fuckin cock sucker you.

    Oh man. Your pussy tastes so fuckin good. I want to suck those big nipples. Dangle them puppies in my face.

    Oh yeah, baby. I want you to cum allllllllllllllllllllllll over my face.

    God you feel so tight. what do you mean wrong hole? Just checking to see if anyone is paying attention.

    Come on. Fuck me bitch. Tell me how good I am. Does it feel good? JFC. Oh fuck.

    Yes, oh fuck. Fuck, Fuck Fuck. I am going fill you up.

    OMFG!!!!!!
     
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    In Pittsburgh “dirty talk” goes something like this…..

    “Double Yoy…yer so haut…. Stop jaggin me an put it up-in-air”. It’s not a pretty sight!:D
     
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    Wow, JohnnyAngel, that was HOT!
     
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    Thank you. That is more of a reaction than I get from my wife.:lol