Give me a push

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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00am in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00am in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
     
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    LOL...sounds like something Otis the town drunk on Andy Griffith would request of Barney!!!
     
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    Yes it does. Didn't thin about that but yes that would be one he would do.
     
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    And all this time I thought I was the only one who remembered ol' Otis...:toast

    God...Andy Griffith...so many names started there....Andy, Don Knotts, Ron Howard, Jim Nabors and Christ knows who else.....classic ol' show..:D


    Sorry....its a joke thread isnt it......*thinks*....

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    Good one. I heard that before. Still is funny though
     
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    GMS, just so you know we do have a joke thread,..so there's no need to post yours in separate threads.
     
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    Thanks, Rose. I didn't think of posting the link. :eek:
     
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    OK sorry I been a way for a while. Sorry my beautiful Mods
     
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    Not only being named Goober.....but what was with that hat he wore.....
     
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    That was sort of like a Jughead Jones hat.