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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by coppaho, Nov 27, 2005.
And what is the weirdest thing you use and weirdest place you came?
Almost daily, at least a quickie in the shower if nothing else.
Weirdest place I came... hmmmm... in my car while driving to a toddler playgroup with a vibrator in my shorts.
I don't think I use anything strange, I like the shower massage, but I think everyone knows that trick
How good was the cum when you drove knowing that all those people you would be cumming in front of?
Pretty good actually, considering I was trying really hard to not get into an accident, lol.
How often? Usually a few times a day.
Weirdest thing? Hubby's electric sander.
Weirdest place? In church, during the Homily.
How often - several times per week
Weirdest thing used - jets in my whirlpoo tub - think shower massager in the tub
weirdest place - don't know about this one- usually just at home.
Those are some pretty hot images in my head. Have any of you girls done anything crazy like insert weird objects or masturbate with random people or in public?
At least once a day, I'd say. Often more than once. It's addicting!
No weird things, really.
Weirdest place, I suppose, would be the hotel bed I shared with my sister while she was asleep...at Disney World. They don't call it the Happiest Place on Earth for nothing!
I never masturbate. You people are weird. Weird I say.
Solla, I smiled when I heard you had used your hubby's electric sander. I hope you removed the abrasive sheet first!
Did you let him know of your new found use for it? :brow
Thanks Brad, and no I didn't remove anything ... <gasp> ... I covered it with a wash cloth.
And yes, I told hubby.
I'm pleased you told your hubby, I bet he found that quite a turn on.
The best and safest sanders to use are the variable speed orbital ones that have a soft foam backing material.
If you place the foam pad (definitely no abrasives!) on your but cheeks it will have sufficient power to bring you to a powerful orgasm in no time at all.
If you haven't got this type, perhaps you could ask Hubby to buy you one for Christmas, on the basis of you wanting to expand your DIY skills!
The Black & Decker gift certificate.
"The gift that keeps giving."
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Thanks all! The image is a lot like hubby's. He also has one of those big, long saws that we've seen with a dildo attachment in some videos. One day he went to his work bench and came back with a similar hook up and used it on me. OH MY GOD!!!
I would add one cautionary note to anyone out there who may be considering this: use pleanty of lube... even more than for anal sex, and use very little pressure on the tirgger. Those things can go really fast. We've been playing with that for over a year and I have yet to be able to max the machine out. Actually, hubby tells me that I can handle about half speed really well. About three-quarter speed only for brief spells at a time.
Again... ALWAYS USE PLENTY OF LUBE AND PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT THE DILDO IS SECURELY ATTACHED. IF IT WERE TO COME LOOSE, PERMANENT PHYSICAL DAMAGE COULD OCCUR TO YOUR OR YOUR PARTNERS BODY.
Sorry, but sometimes disclaimers are necessary. I don't want anybody to get hurt, which they easily could for this. Actually, my best advice is to USE MACNINERY ONLY FOR THE PURPOSE FOR WHICH IT IS DESIGNED. If you wish to experiment, remember that you are doing so at your own risk.
(God, my professional side just came out. Ug! How boring.)
every day. 2-3 times. If I have a steady bf I only do it 1-2 times a week. The bf takes care of me the rest of the time.
i know this question has nothing to do with the thread but im just curious! how did u guys manage to use the avatar option?? i dont have that choice?
I masturbate like 4 times per-week maybe less, but when i do i enjoy it a lot.
Weirdest place... mmm i must say at my office! and i used my fingers.
I jill off in my dorm room at least once a day - usually twice ... with my roommate sleeping above me...
But the weirdest place would have to be at a dance concert - the dancers made me extremely horny.
I masturbate at least once a day, even when I'm in a relationship. I don't think I've ever masturbated anywhere weird though.