I'll just throw this out there. Sluttyfairy works at a Salon now. Where one of her duties is to apply spray tans to both men and women....yeah I know guys, where can you sign up, right?......anyway I'm not a jealous guy so I'm ok with her painting up naked guys...however I am a somewhat " possessive" guy, i mean she's mine, just as I'm hers, and I need to know what's going on with her when it comes to sexual things. And the tans were not a " sexual thing" just painting up a naked guy... Until the other day....lol....sometimes I'll ask her if she painted any hotties ( male or female, as she's bi ) ..so she applies a 1 thru 10 hotness rating to her clients...well she said she had a guy come in that was an 11 1/2 on a 10 scale....I asked what was so hot about this one and she said he was just " hella sexy and charming" . And since sluttys a size queen I of course asked if he was carrying what she liked...she said he wasnt as big as me and I told her well men can change a lot from flaccid to hard...and she said she knows, he was hard....so I said wtf? Why? She replied " I told him what I do to your cock orally" and he just got hard...now this conversation between me and slutty took place via text because I was outta town, I asked if she wanted to do anything with this guy...and she says " anything and everything" and " I may be ready to be with another guy" ( we've talked about this for years) ........anywaaaay , I really don't have a question,lol.....just telling the story...oh , and the next day she said she was just messin with me...she didn't really want another guy.....I said....suuuuure you don't....SLUT!!