game: positive/negative

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  1. mrcock

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    you set a situation in the future. the answer can be just positive or negative. then you add your situation

    example: they let you to use a staff only bathroom at the supermarket. you open the door and see a male worker trying to blow a sausage

    answer: positive

    :lol

    naked justin timberlake just broke into your house

    :lol
     
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    My brain is fried Mr. C...worked 13 hours today. I'm not sure I understand. Are you asking us to say whether we view the situation as a positive or negative thing? That's how it seems.
     
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    yea
     
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    So regarding a naked Justin Timbelake breaking into my house

    Answer: negative

    (Would rather have his dick in a box...lol!)

    Situation: your house is on fire, and you only have time to rescue your wedding pics but not the sexy naked pics and videos of you and your spouse
     
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    Not only would it be positive, but I'd give him a key for next time.


    You're walking into your favorite sex toy store and they take your picture for all their publicity as their 10,000th customer.
     
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    :lol

    that gotta be a negative one

    situation: you found out that your boss is a homosexual/lesbian
     
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    positive

    something had broke at the place you work/study, so girls/boys will use the same bathroom

    :lol
     
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    Negative...don't wanna hear "you didn't put the seat down all day :lol


    You're about to shit your pants and your stuck in bumper to bumper traffic and all you have is fountain drink from a fast food joint...medium size.
     
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    :lol:lol

    I'll leave it for someone else to reply
     
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    Positive, because when I dump out the drink so I can take a good crap in the cup, a two really hot women pull up along side and sees my very good looking penis and gives me a good wink. We pull over and exchange numbers, and become very, very good friends. :) (Think 2 girls, one cup.)

    You do a tandem skydive for the express interest of having sex while doing that?
     
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    positive


    You're playing a college football game in front of thousands of people and a television audience. One of the cheerleaders makes a move that reveals she's not wearing panties and, in your distraction, get hit in the face with a perfect pass while standing all alone in the end zone.
     
  12. mrcock

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    positive, as positive would be to fuck her in front of all those thousands present and millions watching all over the world

    you are having a drunken party at your friend's house. one of your friends shows everyone a new porn he just bought at the sex shop that is called: "anal grannies: the best". when you all watch the porn you just found out that is your mother the only female in the porn

    :lol