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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by somhairle, Jun 14, 2012.
Granted but now they hurt and abuse you instead.
Wish I could understand the minds of women more
Granted but its so crazy in there that you go crazy (LOL, Just joking ladies)
Wish My body would never be in pain
Granted ..I hate to see anyone in pain
I wish that for everyone!
What that wish Candela?
(Nobody in pain)
Granted, but with everyone feeling so good, dry cleaning costs are skyrocketin because of all the spontaneous orgasms!
I wish money grew on trees in my private, secret garden.
Granted- but it takes 2 dollars of water for every 1 dollar the tree produces.
I wish I could stop time to do what I wanted, then start it to have a full day to do what I was supposed to be doing.
Granted, but your time to do what you want is limited to one hour. Your full day of doing what you're supposed to do consists of shoveling horse poop with a plastic fork.
Sorry. That picture is making me gag. Shouldn't have posted that lmao.
I wish I could be on a Caribbean Island with the man of my dreams right now.
Granted, but when you wake up, he has stolen all your belongings, including your boat, the only way off the island.
I wish all of my collected books were signed first editions, written by best-selling authors.
Granted but a pipe breaks where you have your books and they are covered in water and ruined and all signatures are unreadable.
I wish I could make love to this special woman while her husband watched us
Granted, but he has a 15-shot Glock in his hand, has just inserted a full clip, and is going to kill you momentarily.
I wish all the first editions from my previous wish were protected in individual hermetically seal protective pouches and with paid-up insurance for their full value BEFORE the pipe broke.
Every week had a 4 day weekend like this one.
(You neglected/forgot to spoil my wish, Goander.)
Granted, but after 2 months your employer realizes he can outsource your job with NO benefits and fires you on the spot.
I wish my ATM always added an undetected $100 to my withdrawals.
Granted but after it adds up to $500,000 they catch on and you have to pay it all back or spend the next 20 years in prison in a cell with Bubba who has not had any sex in 10 years.
I wish that I could walk up to any woman and say, come on, were going back to my place to fuck for the night and they are all D & D free and cant get pregnant
Granted. Not a single one of them plays Dungeons and Dragons, but 30% of them have syphilis or are HIV positive. Get to a clinic, STAT!
I wish that during televised political debates, all participants be wired up to polygraphs, with high voltage leads to their genitals, triggered by any positive indication for falsehoods.