GAME: A Spoiled Wish

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  1. Wizard1002

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    Granted but now they hurt and abuse you instead.

    Wish I could understand the minds of women more
     
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    Granted but its so crazy in there that you go crazy (LOL, Just joking ladies)

    Wish My body would never be in pain
     
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    Granted ..I hate to see anyone in pain

    I wish that for everyone!
     
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    What that wish Candela? :)
     
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    (Nobody in pain)
    Granted, but with everyone feeling so good, dry cleaning costs are skyrocketin because of all the spontaneous orgasms!

    I wish money grew on trees in my private, secret garden.
     
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    Granted- but it takes 2 dollars of water for every 1 dollar the tree produces.

    I wish I could stop time to do what I wanted, then start it to have a full day to do what I was supposed to be doing.
     
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    Granted, but your time to do what you want is limited to one hour. Your full day of doing what you're supposed to do consists of shoveling horse poop with a plastic fork.
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    Sorry. That picture is making me gag. Shouldn't have posted that lmao.

    I wish I could be on a Caribbean Island with the man of my dreams right now.
     
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    Granted, but when you wake up, he has stolen all your belongings, including your boat, the only way off the island.

    I wish all of my collected books were signed first editions, written by best-selling authors.
     
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    Granted but a pipe breaks where you have your books and they are covered in water and ruined and all signatures are unreadable.

    I wish I could make love to this special woman while her husband watched us
     
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    Granted, but he has a 15-shot Glock in his hand, has just inserted a full clip, and is going to kill you momentarily.

    I wish all the first editions from my previous wish were protected in individual hermetically seal protective pouches and with paid-up insurance for their full value BEFORE the pipe broke.
     
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    Every week had a 4 day weekend like this one.
     
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    (You neglected/forgot to spoil my wish, Goander.)

    Granted, but after 2 months your employer realizes he can outsource your job with NO benefits and fires you on the spot.

    I wish my ATM always added an undetected $100 to my withdrawals.
     
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    Granted but after it adds up to $500,000 they catch on and you have to pay it all back or spend the next 20 years in prison in a cell with Bubba who has not had any sex in 10 years.

    I wish that I could walk up to any woman and say, come on, were going back to my place to fuck for the night and they are all D & D free and cant get pregnant
     
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    Granted. Not a single one of them plays Dungeons and Dragons, but 30% of them have syphilis or are HIV positive. Get to a clinic, STAT!

    I wish that during televised political debates, all participants be wired up to polygraphs, with high voltage leads to their genitals, triggered by any positive indication for falsehoods.