GAME: A Spoiled Wish

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  1. MrJones

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    Ouch

    Granted but you will never learn how to tune it so you will always drive people crazy being out of tune.

    I wish I could visit with some special friend from here.

    I wish
     
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    Granted but you are kidnapped and never heard from again!

    I wish we could take a week off for a beach vacation this summer.
     
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    Granted but the week you chose is all rain and hurricanes :eek:

    I wish I had a visa card I never had to pay:cool:
     
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    Granted but can only use it in the grocery store and No cash back.

    I wish for world peace. :D
     
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    Granted, but so much more fucking happens that baby production skyrockets, causing widespread famine and disease and misery...not to mention a massive shortage of babysitters!

    I wish that ten gorgeous women I formerly had as students want to take turns fucking my brains out once per week.
     
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    granted but after the first week you lose your mind and hate fucking

    wish everything I wished for would come true
     
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    Granted but it comes true for me not you.

    I wish I was taller and better looking
     
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    Granted, you are now a giant and remember, beauty is in the eye of beauty you ugly beast! Lmao

    I wish I could spend the weekend on the water, relaxing and fishing.
     
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    Granted but you can never return to dry land.

    I wish that homes were self cleaning.
     
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    Granted but all your furniture is made of stone or other hard surfaces.

    I wish was could be invisible at will.
     
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    Granted, but you have no control over when you become VISIBLE again, hehe!

    I wish politicians were permanently hooked up to polygraphs and subjected to high-voltage shocks every time they utter falsehoods.
     
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    Granted and you just became a state senator

    I wish I could fuck any woman I wanted at any time I wanted
     
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    granted but you realize your gay and hate women

    wish I had a vacation home in Hawaii
     
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    granted and your home is at the bottom of an erupting volcano

    I wish, when I gave oral to any woman, every single one would squirt on my face and in my mouth
     
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    Granted but they could only squirt... NO, NO, NO, I will not go there, I will not... Ummm... What is nicer?! OK, but they can only squirt chocolate sauce :)

    I wish I had more time to fish.
     
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    Granted, but you hook a shark and it pulls you in and bites your cock off

    I wish my wife would fuck how ever I told her to fuck
     
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    Granted but then she tells them to fuck you:D:D

    Wish I could snap my fingers and I would be where I want to go
     
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    Granted but when you snap the first time and break your thumb and can never snap again

    Wish I could walk into any house and pick who I want to fuck that night
     
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    Granted but 1 house has a mean dog and bites you

    I wish I could help all these abused animals
     
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    Granted, but you end up spending all your money doing it, now your broke

    Wish all assholes that hurt animals, have their private parts mutlated
     
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