GAME: A Spoiled Wish

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    Hahahaha!
     
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    You said 'alter'
     
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    Granted...it mixes all your socks and wardrobe into hideous combinations that cannot be undone.

    I wish I had the franchise for oil application to beautiful women at the beach.
     
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    (Joke's on you, I wear my clothes in hideous combinations anyways)

    Granted, and you are very successful, selling your couple thousand shares for a few hundred dollars each, as well as becoming CEO, where you have loads of work managing the company, and you never leave your office except to sleep.

    I wish your company would hire me to give lotion application demonstrations.
     
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    You're hired! But all your public demonstrations are on androgynous mannequins.

    I wish we could make contact with an intelligent civilization from another planet.
     
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    Granted, but they use us for fuel to power their spaceships.


    I wish that cars never rust away again
     
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    Granted, but the cost of a completely rust-free car for life is five times current prices, so the average car loan is for 30 years.

    I wish instantaneous teleportation were possible for all trips over 100 miles.
     
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    (I don't mind)

    Granted, but the teleportation is inaccurate and you often end up inside of a solid wall.

    I wish that I wasn't hungry.
     
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    Granted...but your thirst is driving you out of your mind!

    I wish suspended animation space travel were a reality...sign me up!
     
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    Granted but when you awake, the universe is destroyed and your the only living thing
     
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    You need to add a wish, Share!
     
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    sorry, I wish my neighbor would want to make mad passionate love to me all day and night and my wife and her husband are ok with it
     
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    Granted, but she has a raging case of herpes and your spouses run off to live together in Hawaii.

    I wish to find 200 carats of high quality diamonds the next time I till my garden.
     
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    Granted but you find out you don't actually own the land and you have to hand them over :(

    I wish for a free trip to Hawaii
     
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    Granted but you plane crashes in the Pasific.

    I wish for my wife to suck my cock all day long
     
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    Granted... But you can't cum.

    I wish that I could fly.
     
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    Granted but there's so much wind you crash and it takes 6 weeks to heal. Sorry :(

    I wish I could have a home cooked meal delivered every day next month.
     
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    Granted,But for every meal,You must give the delivery guy a blowjob!


    Wish I could have a "Special" guy
     
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    Granted but he's gay and wants nothing to do with lady part.

    I wish I could just play music with friends all day.
     
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    Granted,But its with me and you have to teach me how to play the guitar....No sex!

    I wish I could play a instrument well
     
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