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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by somhairle, Jun 14, 2012.
You said 'alter'
Granted...it mixes all your socks and wardrobe into hideous combinations that cannot be undone.
I wish I had the franchise for oil application to beautiful women at the beach.
(Joke's on you, I wear my clothes in hideous combinations anyways)
Granted, and you are very successful, selling your couple thousand shares for a few hundred dollars each, as well as becoming CEO, where you have loads of work managing the company, and you never leave your office except to sleep.
I wish your company would hire me to give lotion application demonstrations.
You're hired! But all your public demonstrations are on androgynous mannequins.
I wish we could make contact with an intelligent civilization from another planet.
Granted, but they use us for fuel to power their spaceships.
I wish that cars never rust away again
Granted, but the cost of a completely rust-free car for life is five times current prices, so the average car loan is for 30 years.
I wish instantaneous teleportation were possible for all trips over 100 miles.
(I don't mind)
Granted, but the teleportation is inaccurate and you often end up inside of a solid wall.
I wish that I wasn't hungry.
Granted...but your thirst is driving you out of your mind!
I wish suspended animation space travel were a reality...sign me up!
Granted but when you awake, the universe is destroyed and your the only living thing
You need to add a wish, Share!
sorry, I wish my neighbor would want to make mad passionate love to me all day and night and my wife and her husband are ok with it
Granted, but she has a raging case of herpes and your spouses run off to live together in Hawaii.
I wish to find 200 carats of high quality diamonds the next time I till my garden.
Granted but you find out you don't actually own the land and you have to hand them over
I wish for a free trip to Hawaii
Granted but you plane crashes in the Pasific.
I wish for my wife to suck my cock all day long
Granted... But you can't cum.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted but there's so much wind you crash and it takes 6 weeks to heal. Sorry
I wish I could have a home cooked meal delivered every day next month.
Granted,But for every meal,You must give the delivery guy a blowjob!
Wish I could have a "Special" guy
Granted but he's gay and wants nothing to do with lady part.
I wish I could just play music with friends all day.
Granted,But its with me and you have to teach me how to play the guitar....No sex!
I wish I could play a instrument well