GAME: A Spoiled Wish

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  1. somhairle

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    Right lets see if some games catch on here. Slipikins showed that they may be popular and they do well on other boards. They may not work here because of the male dominance on this board.

    The idea is that you post a wish which the following poster grants but ruins it in some way. They then post their wish.

    Example:

    I wish to have sex with 2 women

    Granted - but one is your wife's best friend and she tells her!


    Followed by the next wish.


    Next post starts.
     
  2. somhairle

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    I wish to watch two women from here make out together;)
     
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    Granted...but one is a shemale...

    I wish I could have group sex
     
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    Granted but everyone has an STI

    I want to be able to have sex during work hours and not have to hide it!
     
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    granted, but you worked at NSA so they already knew

    i wish to be watched having sex like an olympic sport and score a 10 from the judges
     
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    Granted, but the judges are blind.

    I wish I could have sex while rock climbing...
     
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    Wish granted but at the moment of climax your ropes break and you are both killed instantly and it makes worldwide news because someone video taped it and put it on YouPorn.

    I wish I could have a 3 some with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
     
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    Granted but they then inform you they are gay and cant get hard from you.

    I wish I could have sex with my wife and her sister at the same time!
     
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    Wish granted but, you have to grow 2 dicks to do so. (you did say at the same time, didn't you?)

    I wish I had the bravado I do now when I had the body of a 20 year old.

     
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    Granted but now the female body isnt in demand cus all the men are gay!!

    I wish I could see BARBS body both at 20 and now!! :eyes
     
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    Wish granted but the awesomeness of my bod causes your head to explode leaving your wife a widow and her sister wishing she'd been able to fuck you at least once.

    I wish shaving my pussy wasn't so sexy it makes me finger fuck myself every time.
     
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    Wish granted but now one needs a weed whacker to get down in there...

    I wish I could snap my fingers and have sex with anyone i wanted to!!
     
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    Wish granted but you over-use your snapping fingers so badly that they get paralyzed and they happen to be the same fingers you use to hold your dick when you pee and a wart-handed dwarf is hired by your wife to hold your dick so you don't soil yourself each time you take a leak.

    I wish I didn't visualize that just now.
     
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    Wish granted but Its gonna stay with you anyway!

    I wish I hadn't visualized it lol
     
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    Wish granted but it has been replaced by another in which the wart handed dwarf, finger fucks you.

    I wish I had a 15 inch penis [........meaning I would need to lose a few inches]
     
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    LMFAO

    Wish granted but now ur dick is so long that you dont have enough tendons in it therefore the ones u have, have worked themslves to death and you cant get a hard on any more!! uhhhh

    I wish I had a Hall Pass!
     
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    BEST post of the day! [​IMG]
     
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    Thank you, I accept the award but someone will need to answer the last question........ 'Cos I don't know what hall pass is [...embarrassing emoticon!]
     
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    Granted, but it turns out to be a fake and you get burned alive for heresy

    I wish people would just leave me alone
     
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    Granted but then you'd masturbated to death.

    I wish I lived closer to some of the people in this forum!