Felt like sharing a funny story: My gf and I were in her car at night, parked on a dead end street near the water. We were having sex in the car and then she was sitting on my face as I was eating her out and all of a sudden we saw a light shine through the window. Two cops were looking in and asked me to step out of the car. I asked them if i can get my underwear on at least. I get out and they're kinda laughing, but trying to keep a serious face. He tells me I was parked in a "No Standing" zone..and i had the most sarcastic tone, I said "You're giving me a fuckin parking ticket"? He responded and said he doesn't know what to do, and asked for my license..considering both him and I had the same name (Ryan), he thought it was cool and let us go. So the two officers got on their little mountain bikes and rode away...very funny night.