Funny sex injuries or accidents.

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  1. PrincessGx

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    Anyone willing to share funny things that have happened to them during sex etc?

    I had a friend who drunkenly tried to strip dance for her boyfriend, she decided to stand on an office chair, and as you can imagine it didn't end well! She fell off, onto him, giving him a black eye and breaking her wrist. Luckily they just giggled about it afterwards! Not sure I could handle the embarrassment! Also found this funny picture.

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  2. biker061

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    there was the stain we left on the front seat of my dad's pontiac on prom night!
     
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    I got a twisted ankle during sex. How was I meant to know her husband was coming home early and I'd have to jump out of the window[​IMG]
     
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    my gf has a tooth in the back of her mouth that has a little sharp spot on it, and it dragged on me when she performed oral. (she has since learned how to not let it touch me..) i didnt have the heart to tell her she was killing me , as she was really getting into what she was doing...i thought ,no biggie...i'll survive...the next day i had a groove cut in me about 2" long.....i still have the scar.......ahhhhhh....good times.....

    i guess it really wasnt funny tho...lol.
     
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    That just brought a tear to my eye[​IMG]
     
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    well, she DID tell me she would get "better at it"......
     
  7. Alwayslearningsex

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    Both happened with my ex.
    One time she was giving me a HJ in bed.
    I cam so hard it shot on the pillow, part of headboard, and my face, beside the mouth.

    Other one she was giving me a BJ and I was having the hardest time to cum. I was watching in the mirror, she let me grab her head as I proceeded to fuck her mouth. Once in a while a deep one that felt so good I knew this was going to work so I gave a few deep thrusts until I orgasmed. She puked her food as I was orgasming, feeling the warm food on my cock. I could hear her choking at first but she kept going to finish me off, something she was determined to do all the way that day. I felt bad for her.
     
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    In my single days a girl friend was giving me a superb BJ whilst I was kneeling over her with backside in the air. Being more than engrossed at the time with the attention that I was getting I did not hear the bedroom door open and she was in no position to see. suddenly I felt something cold and wet press against little rosebud - my reaction was to thrust forward quite violently to get away from this unwanted intrusion. Unfortunately my GF suddenly snapped her jaw shut at my apparent attempt to introduce her to deep throating resulting in a very nasty and painful bit on my cock. Having withdrawn somewhat rapidly I saw that there was quite a lot of blood coming from my rapidly diminishing erection whilst my reluctant deep throatee was berating demanding to know what the hell I was trying to do.

    The cause of my somewhat painful experience was her parent's labrador dog who had pushed the bedroom door open and decided to give me a rimming.

    Having eventually staunched the blood flow I took my leave of my soon to be ex GF. The following morning saw me at my doctor's surgery who suggested somewhat pointedly that hospital A&E should be be my next port of call.

    Several hours and a couple of stitches later found me on my way home.

    The moral of this sad little tale is to ensure that whenever you are at it close all doors ecurely!
     
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    :lol:lol:lol

    Reminds me of a mate of mine in the Army, he was giving his misses one of the wrongun and whilst they were going at it big time one of the lads walked into his room (they were shared rooms) his misses then clenched, turned and squatted to conceal her modisty, sadly this happened whilst my mate was still in there.

    The lad who run in quickly run out upon hearing the scream, I then heard my mate calling me (I lived next door) and I went in to his room to see blood everywhere and his misses (still naked) covered in blood.

    We got a towel and he wrapped it around his manhood then dressed him as best as we could and then took him to the hospital in his car (was he fook going in my car).

    He snapped several arteries in his schlong and was given bromide tablets & other anti errection tablets to prevent an errection for several weeks.

    Safe to say that when ever he walked into a room there was porn on the TV.
     
  10. Alwayslearningsex

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    A sunburn once on my birthday, met someone online and we went to a farmer's field, in the woods near the edge actually.
    A memorable day.
     
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    This happened with my ex-husband...once instead of grabbing the KY Jelly...he reached up and grabbed the IcyHot instead. OMG, hurt like hell...I ran to the bathroom, filled the tub with lukewarm water but that only made it worse. It took several hours to wear off of both of us. :whoa :(
     
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    Tons of sex injuries, not so funny though, i still don't know how I managed to get road rash all over my knees an inch thick, it was extremely painful the next day. I had to tell everyone i got in an accident on my longboard.
     
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    im gonna let my mind run wild thinking how you may have done that to your knees:D
     
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    Not so much in doing sex but the lead up to it.
    Went to nudist beach with shy reluctant new GF and ended up with excruitiating scorched ball bags!
    Bum cheeks peeled subsequently.
    Silly girl still married me but 30 later we are now separated but not due to sunburn!
     
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    hilarious!
     
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    I had my frenulum torn from a rough handjob. Painful, but not as bad as the word "torn" suggests.
     
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    Ouccch.