thought you guys might get a kick out of what happened to me the other day.. in my line of work I am *permitted* to carry a rather heavy piece of equipment around with me. another pertinent fact- I go commando generally.. lol. so the other day I was in a local store when nature called.. Hate using public restrooms but hey, you do what you gotta do. so once in the stall I proceeded to unzip and that's when things got ugly and confusing real quick. some how the weight of my cargo pants caused my junk to get caught up in the bottom side of the zipper mechanism and the weight pulling down securely locked it in there. the pain was instantly excruciating..a wave of confusion and anxiety struck me. I have partially snagged myself zipping up before but I knew this was different. so there I am standing wide legged in the stall of a crowded bathroom. just touching the zipper cause more excruciating pain and I didn't know what to do..I sure as hell didn't want to ask for help! lol. I finally reasoned with myself that I would have to force it back up whether I liked it or not. the pain caught my breath but I managed to pull it off. that had the potential of being a very awkward situation.. Ha.